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One_Directions_Hoe

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Member Since: 16 Aug 2012 04:08pm

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One_Directions_Hoe
posted a quote
August 17, 2012 8:51pm UTC
One Direction: #Lying naked on the floor#
Me: My name is The Floor. Be jealous b/tches.
1D:
Me:
1D:
Me: Yeah, that's right...

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One_Directions_Hoe
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August 17, 2012 8:47pm UTC
*I see a suspicious white van*
Stranger: Get in the van.
Me: No thanks.
Stranger: I have One Direction
Me: GTFO of my way. My husbands are waiting.

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One_Directions_Hoe
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August 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC
I don’t hate you. It’s just that, if you were on fire, and I had a bottle of water, I would drink the water…

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One_Directions_Hoe
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August 16, 2012 7:54pm UTC
Does anyone have a Stardoll account?
If so, comment what your username is.
Mine is Amber_Francesca

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