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  1. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    I'll Always Be beside you
    until the very end
    wiping all ur tears away
    and bieng ur best friend
    I'll smile when you smile
    I'll feel the pain you do
    and if u cry a single tear
    i promise i'll cry to

  2. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:04pm UTC
    I Loved You Yesterday
    I Love You Still
    I Always have..
    I Always Will♥

  3. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    TRUE LOVE NEVER DIES
    IT ONLY GETS STRONGER
    WITH TIME

  4. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:55am UTC
    I want my name on face book to be "nobody"
    so when i see someone post something stupid
    it can like it and say "nobody liked this"

  5. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:32am UTC
    Liam: "I had a HairCut that i Regretted"
    Louis: "Is it the one you have now"
    Liam: "No"
    Louis: "Well it should be"

  6. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Me in the shower:
    Me: *turns water on*
    Me: *grabs phone*
    Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes*
    Me: *checks time*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh chiz
    Me: *gets in shower*
    Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR
    Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down*
    Me: ahh, this'll be better
    Me: *steps in shower once again*
    Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW
    Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit*
    Me: okay, this will work.
    Me: holy crap it actually worked
    Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh
    Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU!
    Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: oh right, soap.
    Me: *scrubbing arms and legs*
    Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy
    Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy!
    Me: *washes hair*
    Me: *washes face*
    Me: *drops shampoo*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead
    Me: better make sure they know I'm alive
    Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: guess i better get out now..
    Me: *turns off water and gets out*
    Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel*
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: shh that never happened
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower*
    lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(:

  7. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:42am UTC
    In Bed in 6am
    close my eyes for 5 minutes
    It's 7:45am
    In school it is 1:35
    Close my eyes for 5 minutes
    It's 1:36

  8. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:24am UTC
    A Best Friend is someone who walks in
    when the rest of the world walk out

  9. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:27am UTC
    The Best Feeling In the world is
    knowing that you actually mean
    something to someone

  10. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:34am UTC
    Teacher: "Say The Alphabet"
    Boy: " A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z"
    Teacher: "Where's the P"
    Boy: "It's running down my leg"

  11. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:37am UTC
    It does'nt matter where you go in life
    what you do or how much you have
    it's who you have beside you...
    I'm so glad i have you

  12. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:20am UTC
    To be your self in a world
    that is constantly trying to
    make you something eles
    is the greatest accomplishment

  13. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:14am UTC
    The Best
    colour in
    the world
    is the one
    that looks
    good on you


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Brick Wall WaterFall Girl you think
    you got it all but you dont i do
    so boom with that attitude
    peace punch captain chrunch
    i got something u cant touch
    bang bang choo choo train
    wind me up while i do me thing
    recies pieces 7up mess wiv me and i'll mess u up
    Elbow elbow
    wrist wrist
    cry now girl you just got dissed

  16. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Haters will say what they want
    but their hate will never stop
    you from chasing your dreams

  17. thatsacex3 thatsacex3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC
    When guys get jealous
    it's kinda cute (':
    When girls get jealous
    World war III is about to start.


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  19. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  20. OneDirerctionFan1 OneDirerctionFan1
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Nail: "Nice Wig Harry"
    "What is it made of"
    Harry: "Your Mum's Chest Hair"

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