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  1. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 11:38am UTC
    When I first joined witty,
    Me: lol..who's this steve guy...
    Me: whats nmq mean...lol...
    Me: Why does your quote look so cool
    Me: how did you make your background black..lol..
    Me: lol..whats HTML
    Me: What's nmf mean..
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh..
    nmf

  2. shulesluvvah* shulesluvvah*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Finding Nemo 2? Didn't they already find him?
    Stop getting lost, Nemo!

  3. reyyy312 reyyy312
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 10:42pm UTC

    KEEP
    CALM
    AND
    HEY, WHERE'S
    PERRY?♥
    (nmf)

  4. asiancutie11 asiancutie11
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 1:20pm UTC
    *on page 17 of top quotes*
    me: YOLO

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    when i was a kid, i knew victoria justice
    as "lola martinez" from zoey 101.
    not as "tori vega" in victorious.

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 10:14am UTC
    "Liam james payne, the boy who went
    to McDonald's to get 10 piece nugget
    meal, got 11 nuggets & gave one back."
    - Danielle Peazer ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  7. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    *Me at starbucks sitting alone.*
    Hot Guy: Hi there.
    Me: Hi
    Hot Guy: Is this seat taken?
    Me: No...
    Hot Guy: Good cause I need a chair.
    FOREVER ALONE

  8. Hotchocolate Hotchocolate
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Katniss has a choice of Gale or Peeta.
    Hermione has a choice of Harry or Ron.
    Bella has a choice of Jacob or Edward.
    And then there's me who has the choice of....
    ....yeah...FOREVER ALONE.

  9. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    Parent: Wear a jacket over your halloween costume
    Child: .....

  10. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:30pm UTC
    Mike from Pretty Little Liars is really hot.

  11. Rosycheeks32 Rosycheeks32
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Monsters Inc 2 is coming out in 2O13
    move out of the way kids,
    i've been waiting 1O years for this.

  12. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    My hair tie wont go around my hair 3 times
    but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice

  13. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    "If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor."
    -Miley Cyrus

  14. Belieber97 Belieber97
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:37pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    being jealous of that girl who always wears her hair in a messy bun and wears sweats, but always looks gorgeous.
    Format by Cookiedoughformats

  15. luvyaaa luvyaaa
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Hello fellow wittians. this is not just for faves i promise. I have a goal to follow everyone on witty. so if you can help me out with that by pressing the ♥ that would be very much appreciated
    Thanks beautiful

  16. asiancutie11 asiancutie11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    carpe diem♥

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    oh you're talking to me?
    i thought you only spoke behind my back.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 9:46am UTC
    "If i was a boy the first thing
    i'd do is kick myself in the balls
    to see what it feels like."
    - Eleanor Calder ♥
    format credit to OneDirection/Credit to Jill

  19. itsamadworld itsamadworld
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Maybe I'm still single because I didn't forward that chain email to seventeen of my closest friends five years ago.

  20. Pauest Pauest
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Niall: Im listening Justin Bieber's Song "Boy Friend"
    Justin bieber: Thank's Niall, I think your song are cool too
    Niall: OMG! OMG! OMG! Justin Bieber Posted My status! My ovaries Just explote!
    Liam: Niall, your a boy, i really hope you don't have ovaries

:)

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