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Welcome to the world
>> [ where everyone thinks they're better than you ]

Call me Ashlee. Im 17. The Maine & Alltimelow are my inspirations. If you have no expectations, nothing will disappoint you. My attention span is in comparison to a goldfish. I have a wonderful boyfriend. Going 4 years strong(: I love going to concerts and making new friends. I overthink the little things and worry a lot. I'm incapable of sitting still and judge people too soon. Most the time I never shut up and talk when I shouldn't. I love softball, polar bears, and I could never grow tired of watching scooby doo(: I speak my mind most of the time, but I know when something is too rude to say. And lastly, Anything is possible.

Omigawdxitsxash
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November 2, 2010 1:06am UTC

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June 29, 2010 2:10pm UTC

She lost her mom in a car accident. As she was rambling on and crying about how she wouldn't be there for her wedding or the birth of her children, her boyfriend lifted up her head and said,
"Baby, don't worry. She'll have the perfect view."
Thingsthatmakeyougoawe.

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Omigawdxitsxash
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June 15, 2010 11:05pm UTC

Whenever you're facebook stalking someone and find out their profile is public,
you feel like a little kid on Christmas morning.
546 picutures? Don't mind if i do?(:
AmIRight?

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Omigawdxitsxash
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June 12, 2010 12:06am UTC

it was 11:11. I asked him what his wish was.
He got down on one knee and said. "I wish you would marry me"
and pulled out a ring.
Thingsthatmakeyougoawe

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Omigawdxitsxash
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June 12, 2010 12:04am UTC

If you have bad dreams tonight,
I'll just have to come over in your dreams
and beat them up for you.
Thingsthatmakeyousayawe

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Omigawdxitsxash
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June 11, 2010 11:49pm UTC

You could break every bone in my body.
And I'd still love you forever.
Thingsthatmakeyousayawe

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Omigawdxitsxash
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September 6, 2009 2:14am UTC

Baby, I love you so much!
Not only that, but I'm soo so in love with you!! And I fall
more in love with you everyday! You're seriously the perfect girl
for me. You're everything I've ever looked for and could ever
want in a girl. You're so amazingly beautiful and awesome. Anytime
I'm with you, I don't want it to end. I have so much fun when we
hangout. You're amazing baby. I'm so glad I found and have you.
I'm seriously the luckiest guy ever.
I love you.
- Boyfriend(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
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September 6, 2009 2:07am UTC

If you don't take the chances that
you're given, a lot of things can pass
you by and they'll never
come back.
- Alex Gaskarth

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Omigawdxitsxash
posted a quote
August 7, 2009 11:48pm UTC

promise my devotion honest and true
I would give up life just for you
I am at times without words to say
But I never forget to tell you that I love you
each day

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July 19, 2009 7:28pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today I had a really bad day, and decided to get Wendy's for dinner to cheer me up.
I got chicken nuggets and noticed they were all shaped like hearts, sort of.
I felt like my dinner understood me and was trying to make me happy by telling me it loved me.
(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
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July 19, 2009 7:23pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I got a bag of Lays Potato Chips and read the "Bet you can't eat just one"
slogan on the back. I felt it as a challenge,so opened the bag, ate one chip and closed the bag.
Feeling victorious I reopened the bag and got a handful of chips as my reward.
(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
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July 19, 2009 7:15pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I read an autobiography.
In the back of the book there was a small paragraph entitled, "About the Author."
I laughed.
(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
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July 19, 2009 6:51pm UTC

I love you baby.
I wanna be with you forever and
I wanna marry you someday.
I dont wanna hurt you.
- boyfriend :D

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Omigawdxitsxash
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July 19, 2009 12:59am UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I was at a train station.
I walked into a wall.
I did not end up on platform 9 and 3 quarters.
(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
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July 12, 2009 1:46pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to make some Ramen noodles.
As I was walking back upstairs to my room, I got scared that someone would jump out of the shadows
and attack me. But then I realized that I had hot soup in my hands that I could use as self defense.
I didnt need it.
(:

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July 12, 2009 1:39pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I was watching those shows about how dogs have saved their owners
once they had fallen and went for help or what not. I suddenly fell down to see
if my dog would respond, he came running. I feel safer now.
(:

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July 12, 2009 1:35pm UTC

Mylifeisaverage ;;
Today, I was sneaking up on my dog, but when he turned around and caught me.
I pretended to be walking to the table behind him,
so he wouldn't have the satisfaction of foiling my plan. I think he fell for it.
(:

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Omigawdxitsxash
posted a quote
July 11, 2009 8:52pm UTC

After a while, you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul.
And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security.
And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises.
And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult,
not the grief of a child.
And you learn to build all your roads on today,
because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans.
After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much.
So plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,
instead of waiting for someone else to bring you flowers.
And you learn you really can endure...
That you really are strong.
And you really do have worth.

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Omigawdxitsxash
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May 19, 2009 2:39pm UTC

Random Girl ;; Omg! Omg! Gabe I wanna have your babies!
Gabe Saporta ;; No. I wanna have your babies!
;D

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Omigawdxitsxash
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April 16, 2009 3:10pm UTC

im addicted to the way i
feel when i [ t h i n k ]
about you..

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