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Oliver

  1. BreeVee BreeVee
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 11:33am UTC
    Hey this is Bree, i got a new number(:
    Sweet(: Did you get a new phone, too?
    Yup, i did.
    What happened to your old one?
    I put it on airplane mode and threw it into the air... worst transformer ever ):

  2. Icantthinkofafrickenname Icantthinkofafrickenname
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:40pm UTC
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  3. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 8:30pm UTC
    I Will Only Stop Loving You When,
    a mute guy tells a deaf guy
    that a blind guy saw a legless guy
    walk on water. <3
    nmf/nmq

  4. SmilesBeforeTears_ SmilesBeforeTears_
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 9:42am UTC
    Do you think horses
    worry about unicorns
    ≈♥≈
    \
    Just like humans
    worry about aliens?
    ≈♥≈

  5. paigiegurl paigiegurl
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 2:21am UTC
    Ew.
    Who put you on this planet?


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  7. KrystalKastles KrystalKastles
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2011 3:06am UTC
    How would you tell someone their boyfriend cheated on them?
    I would start by saying,
    "I have bads news you're not going to like.."
    I have bad news you're not going to like..
    roflroflrofl.

  8. Hskipper Hskipper
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Hey witty girls,
    can you please fave if you support gay
    people. I you fave this I love you and it would
    really keep my self esteem up because I get
    teased everyday for being gay

    nmf

  9. yourbiggestfanxo yourbiggestfanxo
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 8:26pm UTC
    i want a boy who would
    hold my hand in the mall&
    make all the girls jealous.
    i want someone who would
    sing to me at random
    moments. someone who is
    more goofy than romantic.
    a boy who would throw
    stuffed animals at me when
    i'm acting dumb. someone
    who would bet me a kiss
    that he could beat me at the
    old playstation games and
    then let me win. a guy who
    would make fun of me, just
    to hear my laugh. he'd play
    with my hair all the time and
    surprise me with 25 cent rings
    someone who i could share
    lollipops with & lay on a blanket
    with to countthe stars. we'd buy
    tons of disposable cameras to
    take the silliest pictures of each
    other & squirt water guys at each
    other in the house. but mostly...
    the one who will be my best friend
    never break my heart. he would
    just always make me smile. -

  10. breakingmyheart breakingmyheart
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 10:36am UTC
    i LOVEE oliver and johnthegingery1 <33 nicest most funniest boys ever. even when i was crying they both made me smile! love you guys <333

  11. breakingmyheart breakingmyheart
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 10:10am UTC
    "what I think is that if your best friend doesn't pick his best friend over his girlfriend
    or make time for his friend then that guy isn't worth it,
    I know it's hard to ask someone to forget about someone they love or to move on
    because it won't happen
    you always will be stuck on him, so what I ask you is to wait,
    just wait, wait for him to realize he was wrong,
    or wait for that guy who will be throwing rocks at your window at three am
    so he can catch you and sneak away to the park and look at stars
    , the guy who picks you over anyone else
    and devotes his whole life to make you his wife,
    just wait,
    and when I mean wait I don't mean stop living life,
    be with friends family,
    because your Only this age once"
    -oliver <333

  12. breakingmyheart breakingmyheart
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 10:03am UTC
    "you have your whole life to meet a guy
    get married and have kids,
    but you only have 365 days to enjoy this age"
    -from my new friend Oliver <33


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  14. dora22 dora22
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2011 12:48am UTC
    I'm curios . . .
    I want to see how many people on Witty are against gay people?
    Comment if you are.
    Fave if you find nothing wrong with being gay.

  15. Emohottie312 Emohottie312
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 10:00pm UTC
    c'mon boys of witty!!! i need some male parts for my story!! plz comment to my profile!!! the parts below show what i need.
    -jock(s)
    -cheater
    -school hottie
    -nice guy(s)
    i also need ur name, age, what u look like and a little about urself!! c'mon guys, i need this story to be a hit here on witty!
    -Jasmine (Emohottie312) <3

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