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OnceUponADork

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Member Since: 21 Apr 2011 11:53pm

Last Seen: 18 Apr 2012 03:37pm

user id: 167426

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  1. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 2:30pm UTC
    I'm not talking to
    anyone
    to see if they actually care enough to talk to me first

  2. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 8:29pm UTC
    First Time I've Talken To My Brother
    In three years...

  3. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2011 10:42pm UTC
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  4. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 3:08pm UTC
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    For everything I say you respond
    " I'm a man"
    You See a hot girl?
    I'm a man!
    You get her in bed with you
    I'm a man!
    She whispers in your ear!
    I'm a man!
    Fave if you get it xD
    nmf

  5. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2011 9:25pm UTC
    Her skin is white cloth
    And she is all sewn apart
    And she has many colored pins sticking out of her heart
    She has a beautiful set of hypno disk eyes
    The one she uses to hypnotize guys
    She has many different zombies
    who are deeply in her trance
    She even has a zombie
    who is originally from France
    But she knows she has a curse
    on her
    A Curse she cannot win
    For if someone gets to close
    to her
    The pins stick further in.
    - Tim Burton " Voo Doo Doll"

  6. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    People Do Drugs
    To escape reality, all I do Is put on my headphones. ♥

  7. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    When people think I'm all that:
    Hunny, I'm ugly, poor and stupid
    Why in the world will I think I'm All That!?

  8. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    ashrss shootforthestarsxo
    I don't want the jock
    not the hottest guy.
    Nor the most popular
    I just want a nerdy guy
    in a wheel chair
    who would sing to me
    if he thought he was in the risk
    of losing me

  9. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Hearing music and seeing mean comments..
    and I'm like
    SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MUSIC!
    ╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

  10. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    Theres l ike 6 bi l l i o n
    people in the world
    so why do I feel so
    lonley?
    how long do I have to wait? to have a
    friend, a real one. The ones i can have sleep overs with or share my secrets with, or laugh at absolutley nothing. Or would hug like crazy after one day I haven't seen them. Or maybe even a witty best friend. Someone I can relate too, maybe help, laugh at stupid stuff and just can't wait till school is over to talk too.

  11. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Funny how we can grow up
    so fast
    Enjoy life now, while it lasts.

  12. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    Why must a l l good things
    come to an end?

  13. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2011 5:42pm UTC
    I can't imagine myself
    as the girl
    a boy would ever like.

  14. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    The Things You Discover
    When You're Bored

  15. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 3:05pm UTC
    today there was a video saying steroids makes a girls
    breasts smaller:
    TMy health teacher said
    " THIS IS WHY WE HAVE
    BOOB JOBS!"
    Best moment of the day.
    nmf

  16. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 12:37pm UTC
    Online: So Many Friends
    In real life: I lack social skills
    not my format

  17. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 10:48am UTC
    On my first day of school
    I ended up in the wrong spanish class
    And All The Seniors were looking at me like
    " wtf is a freshman doing here!"
    Yeah, I was embaressed
    nmf
    format:DinoZeeZee

  18. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Tom Rickels
    Check him out like now! He is my new love!. ♥
    http://www.youtube.com/user/FeelTheMusic9#p/u/39/AWZanBN06Ow

  19. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    I understand why I have no one would want me.
    I don't have blue or green eyes
    I don't have blonde hair
    I don't have perfect skin
    I'm not skinny.
    but guess what.
    I wouldn't change myself

  20. OnceUponADork OnceUponADork
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Just Curious But..
    is anyone on here..
    from massachusetts
    yor specifically Somerville?
    nmf

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