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1. OldDisneyShowQuotes
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   October 25, 2011 4:19pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Nora: Hey Casey, do you have any clean bras?
   Edwin: No bra talk when I'm eating please!
   Nora: I'm sorry Edwin. (To Casey) I need to borrow a "sock"
   Casey: Uh, Mom, I don't thing my "sock" would fit your "feet"
   
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   October 25, 2011 4:11pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Marti: I'm bored!
   Nora: Well, what would you like to do, sweetheart?
   Marti: Pick Derek's scabs!
   
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   October 25, 2011 4:01pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   George: Derek, you failed your English test? You do speak English, right?
   Derek: Very goodly.
   
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   October 25, 2011 3:55pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Edwin: Pick a card, any card.
   Random Kid: The King of Dorks.
   
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   October 25, 2011 3:53pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Lizzie: I can't go back down there! I don't want the teenagers piercing me in weird places!
   
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   October 25, 2011 3:50pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Derek: Even if I could help, which I wouldn't she wouldn't accept my help which I'm not offering.
   
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   October 25, 2011 3:40pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Nora: Umm..this looks...
   Derek: This looks disgusting. Dad, when did you start to cook?
   
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   October 24, 2011 8:02pm UTC
   Even Stevens:
   Mootai: Your mother and brothers are feasting as we speak.
   Ren: Feasting?
   Mootai: It's like eating, but with bigger plates.
   
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   October 24, 2011 7:58pm UTC
   Life With Derek:
   Casey: Christmas is a time to celebrate peace and love. It's time to give. Unless you're Derek, in which case it's a time to celebrate yourself. Which is pretty much what he does all year long.
   
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    October 24, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Life With Derek:
    Casey: Can you please turn it down? Derek!
    Derek: Who are you?
    Casey: I'm the step-sister you've always wanted.
    Derek: Really? 'Cause you look like the ugly step-sister from Snow White.
    Casey: That's Cinderella, you freak.
    
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    October 24, 2011 3:30pm UTC
    Life With Derek:
    Casey: (To Sam) I'd shake your hand but I'm...
    Derek: Sweaty and gross.
    
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    October 24, 2011 3:26pm UTC
    That's So Raven:
    Raven: Dad, this is part of my morning routine. Take a bath, brush my teeth, fight with Corey, eat a muffin.
    
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    October 24, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    Life With Derek:
    Casey: I am a total hypocrite who cannot control her feelings. My heart says one thing and my head says another thing-and now I just sound like a cheesy love song!
    
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    October 24, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    Lizzie McGuire:
    Lizzie: Mom, I don't have time for this! Yearbooks come out today and I'm gonna have to write "You rock, don't ever change" like 800 times.
    
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    October 24, 2011 3:08pm UTC
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
    Maddie: I've arranged the counter. Now tell me, what draws your eye?
    Zack: You do, sweet thang!
    Maddie: Please. Some of this candy is older than you.
    
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    October 24, 2011 2:57pm UTC
    Phil of the Future:
    Keely: She's in Indonesia.
    Phil: You have your latitude and longitude mixed up. She's next to Kid Rock and Ricki Lake.
    Keely: I know a shortcut through Tiger Woods.
    
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    October 24, 2011 2:48pm UTC
    Life With Derek:
    Nora: Derek, those women were half naked.
    Derek: But art galleries are filled with fully naked women.
    Edwin: Really? Dude, let's go!
    
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    October 23, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    The Suite Life of Zack and Cody:
    Maddie: I can't believe I'm going out with him again!
    London: I can't believe I might have to wear plaid!
    Maddie: Teach me to be mean!
    London: Teach me to be smart!
    Both: Help me!
    L\
    
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    October 23, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    Phil of the Future:
    Barbara: That's perfect! I could be the hostess with the mostess!
    Pim: Mom, you can't even make toastess.
    
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    October 23, 2011 10:31pm UTC
    Life With Derek:
    George: That couch has history! It's been in my family since I was a teenager! I had my first kiss on that couch.
    Derek: Me too!
    Edwin: And I was GONNA have my first kiss on it!
    
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