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  1. areynpamer areynpamer
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    who else,
    pulls out their phone so they dont look like a loner.

  2. TakeASecondLook TakeASecondLook
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Hate
    those quotes where people try to guilt you into faving them:
    "if you dont fave this, you dont have a heart"
    "if you dont fave this, you're going to hell for being a terrible person."
    You know what people?!
    You're annoying and I don't fave your quotes because of that fact.
    So there.
    Happy? 'Cause I am. Don't like it? I don't care.
    Shut. Up.

  3. TheMaxDavis TheMaxDavis
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    :(:
    Bipolar...

  4. foreverfascinatedxx foreverfascinatedxx
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    She works at Hottopic, his hearts microscopic. ♥

  5. Jennifer071498 Jennifer071498
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    Oh, there you are perry

  6. blueeyesdeeplikethesea blueeyesdeeplikethesea
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2011 8:13pm UTC
    If there is a law that people can't own guns
    no would need guns to defend themselves
    WHY CAN'T THE GOVERNMENT SEE THIS.

  7. Hottie9545 Hottie9545
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:35am UTC
    Awkward Moment
    when you wish merry christmas to your jewish friend...
    nmf.

  8. xbrittanyx xbrittanyx
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:36am UTC
    So, it's
    Christmas
    &&
    My 16th Birthday
    s o m e f a v s t o m a k e m y d a y ? (:

  9. Sumaaleja Sumaaleja
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:36am UTC
    In bed, it's 6 a.m you close your eyes
    for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes
    for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.

  10. foreverbroken29 foreverbroken29
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 12:37am UTC
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  11. flyawaytoday flyawaytoday
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    If you put your ear to a strangers leg
    You can hear them say what the f**k are you doing.
    nmq

  12. ShianneLove ShianneLove
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Stages of a middle school relationship:
    1 [2-5 days] "The Awkward Stage" -the said couple has just started going out and finds itstrangely awkward to make any kind of contact towards one another at all.
    2 [2-3 weeks] "Super-Duper Flirty Stage" the couple will now engage in non-stop talking, texting, flirting, etc.. up until the point where it's almost un-bearable.
    3 [3-4 weeks] "Lovey-Dovey Stage" the couple will now give each other what they think are "cute" pet names, hold hands, hug etc.. anywhere and everywhere. *Note, this is usually the stage at which you're ready to slap one of them in the face with a shovel.
    4 [1-1 1/2 weeks] "PMS Stage" the couple will make an argument out of anything and everything possible.
    5 [1-2 weeks]"Normal Stage" The couple will now seem to be acting as some what normal towards one another,almost as they did before they were going out.
    6 [1 week]"Uh-oh.. Stage" the couple is slowly drifting apart and nobody knows why.
    7 [no specific time alloted] "Break-up" the couple (this tast usually preformed by the male) will now break up, and never talk to one another;hence ruining any type of friendship they had before.

  13. only1truebelieber08 only1truebelieber08
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:29pm UTC
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  14. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    it always takes me forever
    to kill a spider, because i feel like if i get too close, they're going to jump on me.. and kill me.
    - kingsley.

  15. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    STAYING IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY
    and only emerging for food.

  16. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    it's december 31st 2011,
    the clock hits 12:00am.
    all of a sudden it's 2011 again,
    and you have the chance to
    redo everything.
    would you?

  17. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    What's the difference between
    snowmen and snowladies?
    snowballs.
    NMF

  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 6:35pm UTC
    IT'S SEXY WHEN GUYS
    SMELL GOOD. I JUST WANT TO EAT THEM

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:22pm UTC
    That awkward penguin run
    you do when you have your backpack on.

  20. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:16pm UTC
    Format by XxprettxX
    Smiles & bracelets.
    Because we use pretty things
    To hide the hurt that is
    underneath.

:)

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