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NobodyKnows1234

1. NobodyKnows1234
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2012 1:53am UTC
   I recon you told your parents that you are doing homework but your really doing this and you have got another tab up with your "homework".
   
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2. NobodyKnows1234
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 5:10am UTC
   If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off??
   
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3. NobodyKnows1234
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   September 4, 2012 4:00am UTC
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4. NobodyKnows1234
   posted a quote
   September 4, 2012 3:52am UTC
   I hate it when you say like "i have know idea how people can't like chocolate" and your friend replies "I'm allergic to it" then theres a awkward silence until you say "actually i don't like chocolate that much...lol?"
   
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5. NobodyKnows1234
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 5:39am UTC
   Showers...
   I spent 5% of the time cleaning myself
   10% singing out of tune
   And 85% thinking about what happened today or what will happen or talking to myself.
   Is that just me?
   
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6. NobodyKnows1234
   posted a quote
   September 3, 2012 5:20am UTC
   Mum: How was school today?
   Me: Good.
   Mum: What did you do?
   Me: Nothing.
   Parents think before you ask questions wich can have a one word answer.
   
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7. NobodyKnows1234
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   September 3, 2012 5:06am UTC
   It's like trying to find a needle in a hay stack...
   ...Ever heard of a metal detector??
   
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