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NinjaTurtle

Status: Sick as FUCK

Member Since: 22 Oct 2012 09:42pm

Last Seen: 30 Oct 2012 09:51pm

Location: You don't need to know

Gender: F

user id: 335737

I'm me what more you need to know?

NinjaTurtle
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 10:07pm UTC
Storm at School
Class: *Looking out window at rain*
Teacher: Stop looking at the window and pay attention!
Student: But rain is better then school.
Class: *laughs*
Me: Can we go outside?
Class: *laughs*
Teacher: No, now pay attension
*Lightning strucks*
*Lights go out*
Me: HOLY POTATO CHIPS!!
Student across the hall: THE LIGHTS WENT OUT!!!
Class: *laughs*
Teacher: Its not funny!
Me: Neither are you.
*Lights come back on*
Teacher: Excuse me Samantha.
Class: OOOOOOOO
Me: What?
Teacher: What did you say?
Me: Nothing.
Teacher: Oh, ok!
True story bro!

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NinjaTurtle
posted a quote
October 25, 2012 10:34pm UTC
School dress code is stupid.
Girls can't show their
shoulders?
What guy is gonna look at a girl
and be like
"Dang, thats a fine shoulder."

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NinjaTurtle
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 10:08pm UTC
ACHOO!
Sorry I'm alergic to stupid.

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