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  1. peanut43998 peanut43998
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 10:25am UTC
    when you're waiting for a king,
    _.·´¯`·×» why settle for a jack of hearts?
    nmq

  2. BebeRox101 BebeRox101
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Casey Anthony Chloroformed her child to sleep,
    tapped her mouth shut to keep her quiet,
    and went out to party with her friends.
    When she got back,
    Caylee Marie Anthony was dead.
    Accident, or no accident;
    Casey Anthony is Guilty.
    R.I.P Caylee. Your memory will last in our hearts forever.♥
    nmf

  3. TheLovelyHazelnuts TheLovelyHazelnuts
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:46am UTC
    my mom owes $164 to the police department, because he car got towed
    why? because she left her car in the road and it blocked the parade. but, they want her to pay an extra $30 because she didn't pick it up the day she was told. she couldn't because the office was closed. after an hour on the phone, she finally had to agree to pay the full. i went with her today to the police department, because she had to pay in cash.
    she payed all $164 in pennies.
    .

  4. elizabethdoug17 elizabethdoug17
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:34pm UTC
    don't fall in love.
    fall off a bridge,
    it hurts less. ♥

  5. nevershoutally2169 nevershoutally2169
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 12:42am UTC
    My best guy friend
    just spent 2 hours making funny faces to make me stop crying. 2 hours of talking, and
    smiling for him. He could've been out with his boys. But no, he was here with me, drying
    my eyes and wiping my tears. Now, he's going to teach me how to play Black Ops while we eat pizza. I think I should marry this kid.(:

    nmf
    daddysbai12

  6. SIMPLY_YOURS SIMPLY_YOURS
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    I hate when I wake up at 9;
    fall asleep for 5 minutes,
    Wake up,
    & it's 11:3O. ♥

  7. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 9:02am UTC
    if i was a teacher ;
    i would try to figure out who had a crush on who
    & make sure they were always paired up \\ ♥

  8. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  9. sydney7892 sydney7892
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    Taylor Swift's son,
    Now that's going to be a boy who knows how to treat a girl..♥

  10. queenlex13 queenlex13
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:40am UTC
    Dear Teachers, if I sit next to
    |||||||||||||||||||||||| my best friend, I'll whisper to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her. It's your choice.

  11. grace_xo grace_xo
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    a d m i t i t g i r l s , w h e n y o u r
    [♥] [♥] [♥] crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks cute to you.
    format credit to fatassmuffin.

  12. xRoxMySox xRoxMySox
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 12:39am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    When An Ugly Guy
    - - - - ->Hits on You <- - - - -
    And Suddenly Your Bestfriend Becomes Your
    Lesbian Lover
    -----------♥-----------

  13. emily96x0o emily96x0o
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:50pm UTC
    Attractive people #9
    Channing
    Tatum.

  14. lovin_lifexx lovin_lifexx
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    1990-1999©
    the last generation with any common sense

  15. toxicXrainbowz toxicXrainbowz
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:38pm UTC
    nmf
    excuse me, [♥] [♥] [♥]
    you're a hell of a guy.
    youxknow, ♬
    //////////i really got a thing for
    american guys ←

  16. LifeUncharted3 LifeUncharted3
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 10:21am UTC
    IT IS 83 DEGREES OUT AT
    9AM and our house has no air conditioning.
    I am laying on the floor
    trying not to die.
    nmf

  17. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 9:54pm UTC
    I Knew Drake
    when he was Jimmy on Degrassi.
    -nmq

  18. jumpxxfallx01 jumpxxfallx01
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    Everytime i becomehappysomething comes along and ruins it.nmf

  19. Ashley Johnson* Ashley Johnson*
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    If love isn't a game,
    why are there so
    many players? ♥

  20. Kalliefornia Kalliefornia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 10:25pm UTC
    I think the words you stop yourself from saying
    are the ones that will haunt you the longest
    -Taylor Swift

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