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capsized*
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November 7, 2013 7:50pm UTC

UAN: you don’t know you’re beautiful, oh oh, that’s what makes you beautiful na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
TMH: baby, say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and let me kiss you c’mon na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
MM: she told me in the morning she don’t feel the same about us in her bones it seems to me that when I die these words will be written on my stone
Me: well that's not what I was expecting.. talk about a plot twist

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
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November 7, 2013 7:08pm UTC

A boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date.
"May I kiss you?" the boy asks.
The girl nods and then the boy pulls out black and white face paint
and starts putting it on her face.
"You're going to be Gene Simmons." he whispers.

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Hamida*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 10:54am UTC

Teacher: What happened in 1994
Me: Harry styles was born
Teacher: What happened in 2004?
Me: Harry styles was 10.

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Methjew
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 10:04am UTC

*Me starts singing Sk8er Boi
Me: She was a boy, He was a girl
Me: Wait a second....

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jessicabliss
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men, like:
"Cool story bro, now go chop some lumber."
OR
"What are you doing out of the garage? Go fix my car."
OR MAYBE EVEN
"The grill isn't going to light itself."

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 6:54pm UTC

me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes
parents: okay, let me just get dressed... AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL,
DIG A HOLE TO CHINA, AND FIND A CURE TO CANCER.
parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes
me: *putting shoes on*
parents: GODDAMMIT WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO DO EVERTHING WHEN WILL YOU
REALIZE TAT THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU, YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 10:09am UTC

and the stars gave her a crown and said "this is your place of belonging."
♥
Format by Breez

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 5:53pm UTC

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Me: -Eats one chip-
Me: -Gains 123049
pounds-

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savannah*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 6:05pm UTC

The marks
h u m a n s l e a v e a r e t o o o f t e n s car s .

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Toronto Maple Chokes*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 9:11pm UTC

"Grade 3 logic, you hate everyone until they have food you like."
Me: My logic hasn't changed.
My quote

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britany*
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November 7, 2013 12:05am UTC

how does one even take one selfie and look perfet? I have to take 786584 selfies just for one to turn out ok

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yuzermali
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 5:55pm UTC

Me: When I get married I'm going-
Brother: IF. You mean if you get married.
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me: I hate you.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 8:09pm UTC

My boyfriend: I hope you like
the gift I'm going to give you for
our 6 months.
Me: I'd like anything you give me.
Me: Except herpes. I would not
like herpes.

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*Dirtbag*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 7:32pm UTC

The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?

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savannah*
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November 7, 2013 6:17pm UTC

It's not that I can't live without him,
it's just that living is much easier with him by my side.

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 5:19pm UTC

i have two moods
f×ck you and whats for dinner

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๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 7:13pm UTC

If I lay here
If I just lay here
would you get my charger because my laptop is about to die

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Papaute
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November 7, 2013 9:06am UTC

We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From hand-written letters to electronic mails. From film to digital. We were fascinated by new things, neglecting the way we spend our afternoons. Cupcakes and tea. Play-Doh and Polly Pockets. Young and naive. Technology completely changed the way we waited and we grew up too fast. The simple things in life seems more meaningful now. We grew up in the age of transition and have become the generation of nostalgia.”

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