Puns:
- Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy...
- A new type of broom came out, it is sweeping the nation.
- I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
- When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
- I met a boy at an internet cafe, but we didn't click.
- Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
- Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.
- She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
- That's Hawk-ward.
- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
- A noun and a verb were dating but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
- The two guys caught drinking battery acid will soon be charged!
- The coffee tasted like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
- A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
- Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Well, he's all right now.
- How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.