- A new type of broom came out, it
is sweeping the nation.
- I was going to buy a book on
phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help me.
- When a clock is hungry it goes
back four seconds.
- I met a boy at an internet cafe,
but we didn't click.
- Two silk worms had a race. They
ended up in a tie.
- Let's talk about rights and
lefts. You're right so I left.
- She's happy to make a pair of
pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
- That's Hawk-ward.
- When an actress saw her first
strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
- A noun and a verb were dating but
they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
- The two guys caught drinking
battery acid will soon be charged!
- The coffee tasted like mud
because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
- A baker stopped making donuts
after he got tired of the hole thing.
- Did you hear about the guy who
got his whole left side cut off? Well, he's all right
now.
- How do you make antifreeze? Steal
her blanket.
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Bpavlovitch1 · 1 decade ago
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love itt , litterally laughed out loud( :