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NeverEndingStory

1. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:13pm UTC
   I'm a female. Fe=Iron
   Male=Man. Therefore
   I'm Iron Man.
   
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2. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   Not finishing a
   sentence becuase
   your laughing too
   hard about the ending
   
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3. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:03pm UTC
   On January 1st, 2013
   I'm gonna watch 2012
   and laugh!!!!!
   
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4. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   Writing "ect" on a test paper
   because you dont remember
   any more examples.
   
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5. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:57pm UTC
   Dear Heart,
   I'm sorry for falling for all the
   wrong guys, and having you
   break over and over again.
   Dear Eyes,
   I'm sorry for all the tears i'm
   wasting on boys.
   Dear body,
   I'm sorry for the confussion of eating,
   not eating, gaining weight,
   losing weight.. It's what heartbreak does.
   Dear ears,
   I'm sorry for forcing you
   to listen to ALL the lies.
   
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6. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:51pm UTC
   I've always wanted to
   spin around in a chair & say
   "I've been expecting you..."
   
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7. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   When i hear myself eating
   crunchy food, i wonder
   if people can hear it too
   
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8. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:44pm UTC
   Mentally saying
   "Wed-nes-day" when
   writing the word
   "Wednesday"
   
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9. NeverEndingStory
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   I'm unique. I'm different.
   I'm limited edition
   because there's only one
   me in the middle of billion
   people on this earth
   
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10. NeverEndingStory
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Standing in front of the closet full of clothes saying "I have nothing to wear!"
    
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11. NeverEndingStory
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    You try to end a story, but you cant because you still love that special someone...
    
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