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  1. liveexfasttxdieexfunn liveexfasttxdieexfunn
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 5:41pm UTC
    Today, I was going for a run in the park.
    I passed a woman who was carrying her little pug in her arms
    and walking her child on a leash.
    I started to crack up laughing, and she looked at me like I was the crazy one.
    MLIA (:

  2. AshleyBabix17 AshleyBabix17
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 4:28pm UTC
    I Get High
    on the trampoline
    I Drink
    kool-aid
    I Smoke
    my dad in scrabble
    I Use Protection
    when i ride my bike
    I Murder People
    on Call Of Duty
    I Thrust
    my sword when i dress up
    I was Knocked Up
    but then he threw me back down.
    I Make Babies
    on Sims3


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  4. flipflopgirliexo flipflopgirliexo
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 4:59pm UTC
    if i had a nickel for every time...
    i saw a love quote and thought of you
    i'd be very rich girl.

  5. aeriie_xoxo aeriie_xoxo
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 11:25pm UTC
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  6. xojmxo12 xojmxo12
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 8:20pm UTC
    ♥ why-cant i be good enough for you
    ♥ why-cant you pay any attention to me
    ♥ why-do you have to make me week at the knees everytime i see you
    ♥ why-is there allways someone better then me
    ♥ and that makes me think
    ♥ why-am i in love with you

  7. xxcollide xxcollide
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 8:26pm UTC
    FAVORiTE THiS
    if the person you like doesn't even know you exist
    ehhh not the best
    doesnt even know if it
    makes sense :P

  8. xoyouwishxo21 xoyouwishxo21
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 9:16pm UTC
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  10. kayyluhh_xoxo kayyluhh_xoxo
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 9:39pm UTC
    y e s ;
    I eat the marshmallows
    out of the Lucky Charms.

  11. Neva542 Neva542
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 1:08am UTC
    You Belong With Me
    (Taylor Swift)
    Story of my life.

  12. Neva542 Neva542
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2009 12:37am UTC
    Seriously?
    When are you gonna figure out you love me too?
    <33


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  14. soccerislife13 soccerislife13
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 9:06pm UTC
    so today;;
    my friends were going on about how they all think he likes me.
    and i was totally disagreeing,
    because, well, that would be just too good to be true.
    after about 5 minutes of debate,
    i simply asked, "give me one concrete reason he must like me."
    my friend looked me in the eye and said,
    "haven't you ever seen the way he looks at you?"
    <33

  15. lilcanesfan2013 lilcanesfan2013
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 9:08pm UTC
    [(Tellyourfriends)]
    i'mobsessive&&crazy,
    <<--</3--I'lltellmineyou'regay.--</3-->>

  16. xowhateverox xowhateverox
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2009 6:06pm UTC
    Does everyone remember the good ol' days when...
    -We could wake up whenever we wanted.
    -We watched shows like Catdog, Lizzie McGuire, Rocket Power, Recess, Even Stevens, the Amanda Show, All That, and Sister, Sister.
    -We ate lunch before we went to school, not to mention that the school day was only about three hours long.
    -If someone was talking about a test and said "wow, that was so hard!" someone wouldn't immediately respond with "that's what she said!"
    -We were learning 1+1, not (a+b2)+3,405,112.
    -You were cool if you had that sixty-four pack of crayons, with the sharpener.
    -Your clothes didn't matter to other people.
    -You were smart if you could write all of the letters in the alphabet in the right direction.
    -You were friends with everyone.
    Nowadays in good ol' middle school...
    -We have to get up at six a.m.
    -We watch shows like the Secret Life of the American Teenager, the Hills, What I Like About You, and Desperate Housewives.
    -We have a period to eat lunch during school, and our school days are seven hours long.
    -"That's what she said" is the responce to almost every sentence.
    -Algebra, not arithmetic.
    -You're cool if you're skinny. You're cool if you've got clothes from Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch. No one gives a damn about your crayons.
    -Your clothes are what you're judged on. Your clothes determine your "label."
    -You're smart if your GPA is a 4.0. (we didn't even know what a GPA was in kindergaren:].)
    -People usually only have about five or so close friends, and then you have the people who you hate, and the people who hate you.
    Aren'tcha happy things have changed?
    I'm not.

:)

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