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Heeeyyyy. The name's Amyy. I'm fourteen, and probably have about 67 accounts on this website, lol. I don't go on this one that much, so if you like the quotes here, check out my main account, immaninja. (:

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posted a quote
March 11, 2010 4:33pm UTC

Girl Confessions
[x] I'm straight
[ ] I'm gay.
[ ] I'm bi.
[ ] I'm unsure
[ ] I wear make up
[x] I have cried at a movie theater.
[ ] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous easily.
[ ] I think Megan Fox is sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I like rock music.
[x] I like death/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno
[x] I like country
[ ] I carry a purse
[X] I'd be LOST without my iPod
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[x] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I don't get bored watching football.
[x] l ove Gothic boys.
[ ] I love geeky boys.
[x] I love country boys. (haha devin<3)
[x] I like skater boys
[x] I like athletic boys
[X] I love boys that are just themselves.
[X] Girls are confusing.
[X] I've been called a b*tch
[x] I've been called a bad influence.
[x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
[x] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
[X] My friends are the BESTTT.
[X] I would do anything for my friends.
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[ ] I want a tattoo.
[ ] I have a piercing.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
December 3, 2009 6:20pm UTC

Dave Days is my hero <3.
haha I love him! Get Out of my Head Miley is my ringtone(:
Dave is amazingg!
leave a comment if you agree/disagree!

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
November 18, 2009 8:29pm UTC

My social studies class is the best...
We were talking about rich people and my teacher goes...
"Paris Hilton spends money like a drunken sailor."
I don't think there was a better way to put it.

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posted a quote
November 18, 2009 8:26pm UTC

You know she's your best friend when she signs a letter with "Love,"
You know he's the one when he signs a letter with "Love Always,"
You know they're a good friend when they sign with "Your Friend,"
You know they're serious when they sign with "Sincerely,"
You know they mean nothing when they sign with "From,"
You know they didn't really know how to end it when they sign "Yours Truly,"
And you know he's a player when he signs with "Eventually yours,"

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
November 1, 2009 2:04pm UTC

NEW YORK YANKEES<3.
Derek Jeter #2 <3!
They are gonna win the world seriess(:

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
October 23, 2009 4:35pm UTC

& You Know What I Don't Get?...
Jocking Quotes. I honestly don't care if people jock me because 1) that means they liked the quote and 2) the date is on the quote, so everyone knows it was mine, haha.
But seriously, I don't get it! This website was made for a good quotes that everyone can share and use for their profiles...which is why it would be called wittyprofiles.com. It's not a contest, no. It's about sharing quotes. And it really annoys me when I see like six of the same quote. No, not because they jocked. Because we've all seen it before. And it's great when it's a good quote, but the person who created it should get credit. And when you put *credit to (insert screenname heree)* it's not like that doesn't equally annoy you. If I ever make up a quote and I see: "this quote might be jocked!" I'm not gonna submit it. And i'll favorite the original one.
Alright, and I know this is kind of off-topic, but I also hate it when I see quotes from mylifeisaverage.com. 1st of all, it wasn't even you that made it up. I see a lot of them with "saw it and thought it was funny" on the bottom. And if you did make it up, then great for you, and that's awesome if it's funny, but last time I checked this isn't mylifeisaverage.com, and it belongs there.
Thanks for reading:)

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
October 21, 2009 7:16pm UTC

Fighting off Death-Eaters...
Be Back Later.
:)

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
October 15, 2009 3:58pm UTC

In social studies right now, my class is doing this project that we're like in the 1700's and our desks are set up into 13 groups, and each group is one of the thirteen colonies. I'm New Hampshire:]
Anyway, so we have to buy, sell, and trade stuff with other countries, and we get an A when we get a certain amount onf money. We must call our teacher King George III and we have to curtsey (guys have to bow) at him when we go up to his desk. I know it's kind of confusing, so I'll just get to the funny part.
So these two guys in my class are trying to sell flowers to my teacher, "the king," but he says that his wife already has a LOT of flowers, and that she'd like some gardening tools. Here is the conversation:
Teacher: She'd rather have gardening tools, do you have anything in mind?
Guy 1: A hammer.
Teacher: What the heck would my wife do with a hammer?
Guy 2: A hoe?
Teacher: What did you just call my wife?!
Guy 2: NO! it's a gardening tool!!!
It was seriously the BEST EVER.
I love my social studies class:]

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 9:51pm UTC

Shane Dawson Quotes; #3.
Turn your straightener up all the way. If you see smoke and you smell your hair burning, that's good.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 6:51pm UTC

Shane Dawson Quotes; #2.
"Oh my god he has stubble; he's not twelve!!!"

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 26, 2009 6:33pm UTC

"I'm a huge Jonas Brothers fan. My favorite shirt says 'Future Mrs. Jonas' on it. I'm dead serious."
-David Henrie.

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posted a quote
September 25, 2009 4:11pm UTC

Ronald Weasley.
He may be known as the sidekick. The cutie. The red-head.
The kid that's scared of spiders.
The kid with the funny dress-robes.
The kid with the mischevious twin brothers.
The kid that's in love with Hermione.
A Gryffindor.
Whatever you remember him as, he's Ron Weasley.
And I love him<3.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 25, 2009 4:04pm UTC

"Why spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies?"
-Ron Weasley.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 24, 2009 10:21pm UTC

Shane Dawson Quotes; #1.
Dare the...
DAWSON.
I dare you to take your shirt off.
"I'm cold."
Haha, I love Shane [Dawson, that is].
Shall I make it a series?

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 23, 2009 7:38pm UTC

Bang, bang! We're
Beautiful
-and-
Dirty Rich.
-Lady Gaga.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 23, 2009 7:30pm UTC

Even if the sky is falling...
Down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature,
’Cause to me she zero degree,
She cold, over freeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
now can i be her soldier please,
I’m fighting for this girl,
I’m a battlefield of love,
Don’t it look like baby cupid sent his arrows from above,
Don’t you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
and honestly im down like the economy,
Yeahhhhhh.
-Lil' Wayne/Down.
I love this song! ;]

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 22, 2009 9:39pm UTC

Like...
Harry and Ginny; we'll do everything to keep each other safe.
Ron and Hermione; we make each other laugh.
Chace and Zoey; we just plain love each other.
Oliver and Lilly; we are bestfriends.
Steve and D.J.; we won't let anything tear us apart.
Justin and Miranda; we don't care what people think of us.
Josh and Mindy; we were meant to be.
Edward and Bella; wait, what the frick am I talking about?!
-I refuse to compare him to a druggie.-

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posted a quote
September 22, 2009 9:24pm UTC

Sure, many girls go "ew, he's a dick."
Sure, many girls go "ew, he's so ugly."
Sure, many girls go "ew, how do you like him?"
-but truth is-
I think he's sweet.
I think he's gorgeous.
I love him.
<3.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 22, 2009 6:06pm UTC

Does everyone remember the good ol' days when...
-We could wake up whenever we wanted.
-We watched shows like Catdog, Lizzie McGuire, Rocket Power, Recess, Even Stevens, the Amanda Show, All That, and Sister, Sister.
-We ate lunch before we went to school, not to mention that the school day was only about three hours long.
-If someone was talking about a test and said "wow, that was so hard!" someone wouldn't immediately respond with "that's what she said!"
-We were learning 1+1, not (a+b2)+3,405,112.
-You were cool if you had that sixty-four pack of crayons, with the sharpener.
-Your clothes didn't matter to other people.
-You were smart if you could write all of the letters in the alphabet in the right direction.
-You were friends with everyone.
Nowadays in good ol' middle school...
-We have to get up at six a.m.
-We watch shows like the Secret Life of the American Teenager, the Hills, What I Like About You, and Desperate Housewives.
-We have a period to eat lunch during school, and our school days are seven hours long.
-"That's what she said" is the responce to almost every sentence.
-Algebra, not arithmetic.
-You're cool if you're skinny. You're cool if you've got clothes from Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch. No one gives a damn about your crayons.
-Your clothes are what you're judged on. Your clothes determine your "label."
-You're smart if your GPA is a 4.0. (we didn't even know what a GPA was in kindergaren:].)
-People usually only have about five or so close friends, and then you have the people who you hate, and the people who hate you.
Aren'tcha happy things have changed?
I'm not.

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xowhateverox
posted a quote
September 12, 2009 11:52am UTC

"Life is like the weather, after a rainstorm there is always a rainbow."
*for rosey_5's life quotes contest.
*i made it upp.

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