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NeonScribbles

1. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 9:45am UTC
   I throw my hands up in the
   air sometimes; sayin' ayo
   lets go to, N a n d o s< 3
   
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2. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 9:22am UTC
   Horan hears a Lou.
   
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3. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2012 9:16am UTC
   yes im irish.
   no i don't know Niall Horan.
   
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4. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 11:35am UTC
   Cheerleading;
   we throw 120 pound girl above our heads.
   and we catch them.
   footballers can throw footballs
   might i add they dont always get caught.
   so think twice before you say Cheerleading is easy
   because its not.
   one more thing
   it is a sport.
   
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5. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:28am UTC
   Jealousy ;
   Is the biggest compliment you will ever get.
   
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6. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:16am UTC
   yes im irish.
   no im not ginger.
   
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7. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 9, 2012 5:35am UTC
   Conversations these days;
   Hey
   Hey
   wua
   nm , wbu?
   nm
   k
   kk
   
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8. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 4:58pm UTC
   How do whales mate?
   =Mind blown
   you just tried to picture that didnt you?
   
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9. NeonScribbles
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2012 11:15am UTC
   THE HARDCORE WAY TO EAT INSTANT NOODLES:
   1.) Boil water.
   2.) Eat block of noodles.
   3.) Drink the boiled water.
   4.) Snort the packet of flavour that comes with the noodles.
   
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10. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:09am UTC
    Hey , my names Tom Daley
    i like to dive while wearing spedos.
    
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11. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Girl: Do you know any good movies?
    Boy: Snakes on a plane
    Girl: Whats it about?
    Boy: Horses.. on a boat.
    
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12. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:44am UTC
    That one person
    at training who dosn't
    understand a "slow jog".
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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13. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Other people flirting: Hey sexy!.....
    Me flirting: if you were a carrot, you'd be a nice carrot....
    
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14. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Ciggarettes are like hamsters
    Perfectly harmless until
    you put one in your mouth and set it on fire ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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15. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:32am UTC
    I cant handle this
    long distant realationship.
    fridge your coming to my room
    nmf
    
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16. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 10:30am UTC
    If I was a DJ my name would be
    enzymes be cause im alwaysbreakin it down ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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17. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Did you know?
    Your 100% more likely to get pregnant if..
    your a woman?
    nmf
    
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18. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:47am UTC
    Mom: Can I see your facebook?
    Me: What facebook?
    Me: *clears internet history, throws laptop against wall, flees to Mexico and changes name to sophia ranny peggy de la rodriguez gonzalez*
    
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19. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:40am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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20. NeonScribbles
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 9:34am UTC
    "YOLO" whispered the Ginger boy as he slowly emerged into the sunlight.
    
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