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Neesh

1. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 30, 2012 11:35am UTC
   My mum told me to never trust my instincts,
   why?
   Because I make horrible tea...
   
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2. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:58am UTC
   People that mess with me end up looking like a purple faced avatar...
   Becuase they got a fist pound...
   In the face...
   
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3. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 24, 2012 8:47am UTC
   Me: MUM! HAVE YOU SEEN MY GLASSES?
   Mum: *Looks at you*
   Me: WHAT?
   Mum: You're wearing them
   Me:
   Mum:
   Me: So...How are you?
   Mum: *Facepalm*
   True story...about me!
   
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4. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 3:59pm UTC
   Do you know when you've won an argument?
   When the other person says something like 'Shut Up'.....
   they can't think of anything clever to say.
   
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5. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 3:32pm UTC
   Remember when
   Justin Bieber said
   'Never Say Never' ?
   He just said it twice...
   
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6. Neesh
   posted a quote
   June 23, 2012 12:54pm UTC
   People call you a weirdo, they're boring, or just jealous of your awesomeness!
   
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