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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
March 23, 2010 3:39pm UTC

A Freak of Nature
Stuck In Reality
I Don't Fit The Picture
I'm Not What You Want Me To Be
Sorry
Under The Radar
Out of The System
Caught In The Spotlight
That's My Existence
You Want Me To Change
But All I Feel Is
Strange

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
February 17, 2010 9:27pm UTC

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And that my friend.... <3!
[[ Is what she said ]]
< x]! >
Mine
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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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February 4, 2010 9:13pm UTC

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, ETC.)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool...
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Opening Credits: Is Anybody Out There? - The Downtown Fiction
Waking Up: Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
First Day of School: Wake Up - Three Days Grace
Falling in Love: Miserable At Best - Mayday Parade
Fight Song: To Be Loved - Papa Roach
Breaking Up: My Apocalypse - Escape The Fate
Studying/Working: Have Fun Storming The Castle - Bayside
Life: Dance With The Devil - Breaking Benjamin
Mental Breakdown: I Think About You Every Day - A Rocket To The Moon
Sunny Day: Tortures Of The Damned - Bayside (FAIL! xD!)
Rainy day: Tears Don't Fall - Bullet For My Valentine
Party/Dance Music: I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace
Driving: I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
Sleeping/Dreaming: Don't Stop Believing - Flight 409
Nightmare: One More Weekend - The Academy Is...
Flashback: World So Cold - Three Days Grace
Wedding: Time Of Dying - Three Days Grace
Birth of a child: When Everything Falls - Haste The Day
Final Battle: As I'm Falling Down - Escape The Fate
Death Scene: Running From Lions - All Time Low
Funeral Song: Hiatus - Sugarcult
End Credits: Remember When(Used To Be Used To It)- There For Tomorrow

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
February 4, 2010 6:22pm UTC

I know you're trying to help me...
But listen
I'm going to be cliche and tell you that
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Don't try to say you do
Because the truth is
...
Neither do I
...
Heart Broken </3
Mine
No jocking
Or I'll break your arm.

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
February 4, 2010 6:16pm UTC

I guess I'll just have to learn to live in
Black and white
And avoid spilling RED...
</3 Heart Broken
Mine no jocking
Or I'll break your arm.
Seriously.

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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January 13, 2010 9:45pm UTC

Lookin' Like a fool with your pants on the ground! <3
-Omigod xD Best American Idol audition ever!
Credit to the dude.. Who... Auditioned?

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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January 13, 2010 8:08pm UTC

So today in art...
Yao: How much you wanna bet I can dunk Morries?
Delsy: That sounds really wrong...
Me (Imitating a random person): Yao what was your score?
Me (Imitating Yao): 69...
xDDDDD! FUNNIEST CONVERSATION EVER! We died. My teacher was looking at us weird...
Wow... I love 8th grade...
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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January 11, 2010 8:39pm UTC

+ Maybe Miley Cyrus Should Explain to us.
How you move your hips like Yeah...
-Yeah... Mine... Curious... xD
Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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January 11, 2010 7:57pm UTC

Three Old Ladies Knit the Socks of Death...
- Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos..
Credit to Percy Jackson <3

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
December 31, 2009 3:25pm UTC

THOSE POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS...They have me! :D
-Ha mine, was bored, its true people who know me are lucky :D
-Ned_lord_of_rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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December 29, 2009 8:33pm UTC

When my tear ducts give issue...
I cant use just any tissue....
I need
FOUR-PLY! FOUR-PLY! FOUR-PLY!
When I cry...
Oh spongebob!
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
posted a quote
December 15, 2009 5:45pm UTC

Today I was playing mad-libs with my friend and
I learned that the ballet is performed by a male
and female lemon, and it is a story told with the
arms and tongue. I never would have guessed
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
Mine! True story!

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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November 23, 2009 3:39pm UTC

So today in science....
We were discussing the classification of elements...
My teacher starts to compare elements to pokemon cards...
Everyone in my class then procedes to say "GO POKEMON GO!" In unison...
I love my class.
-Very funny. Very true xD
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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November 23, 2009 3:35pm UTC

So.. I went to go see New Moon with my friends...
It was the ending scene and Jacob was in his wolf form...
My friend asks me "Don't you just want to ride him?"
I responded with... "Yes in wolf AND human form."
- HAHA! I really said this... She spazzed...
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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November 17, 2009 5:02pm UTC

Today I was sitting at the computer and some guy outside starts singing
I had no idea what he said but the three words I did understand changed my life forever.
Walrus. Corn Dog

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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October 29, 2009 7:33pm UTC

I read the books I pray to god
But curse to much
To be considered true
- Starving your friends by Envy on the coast
Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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October 29, 2009 7:31pm UTC

THINGS NOT TO DO IN MATH CLASS
1.Do not practice your drumming
2. Do not sing
3. Do not try to get the attention of the girls at your table
4. Do not practice your alien noises
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
Credit to my math teacher for her rules :)

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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October 29, 2009 7:20pm UTC

So Today...
My friend and I went to the water fountain in school to get a drink...
The first time we went a sixth grader showed up and stared down my friend...
Then we left...
We decided to go back to the water fountain because we got thirsty again...
She said "Lets see if another sixth grader shows up!"
We walked over and while she was taking a drink another sixth grader shows up...
She points at him and says "YOU SEE IT WORKED!"
I point to him and say "You kid, are part of a master plan. Be proud."
Then we walked away.
I think we scared the poor kid :)
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
By the way, we are in eighth grade :)
True story

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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October 21, 2009 9:49pm UTC

"I wanna hear a really mad Japanese man yell MOFONGO in the middle of a fight! AND THEN! The other guy just... Stops."
O.O
- I love my crazy friends!
Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos

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Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
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October 21, 2009 7:14pm UTC

Most people sleep with stuffed animals
I sleep with monsters.
UGLIES FOREVER.
-Ned_Lord_Of_Rhinos
Ugly doll fanatic.
Favorite if you <3 them to :)

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