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  1. maialolo2002 maialolo2002
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:15am UTC
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

  2. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:27am UTC
    "Katniss will so win
    But if she tocuhes my Petta,
    I'll kill that @*#!?"

  3. smile6 smile6
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:39am UTC
    LOLSOTRUE:
    In Every P.E. Class There Always Has To Be Somebody Who Thinks They Are In The Damn Olympics.

  4. smile6 smile6
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:42am UTC
    When People See You Lying Down ; With Your Eyes Closed They Still Ask, "Are You Sleeping.?" "NO, I'm Just training To Die."
    _LOL_

  5. smile6 smile6
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:55am UTC
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  6. cute_as_a_button cute_as_a_button
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:06am UTC
    Who made you Queen...
    Last time i checked, Cinderella ends up with prince charming,
    and the ugly stepsisters get jack sh***tttt.

  7. InsideBeauty InsideBeauty
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:31am UTC
    You're so fake , Barbie is jealous .

  8. Pandorarose488 Pandorarose488
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 1:59am UTC
    Raisin Cookies ,
    That look like
    Chocolate chip cookies.
    Is the main reason,
    Why i have,
    Trust issues.

  9. sama_sky sama_sky
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 3:13am UTC
    Google
    Who is One Direction?
    Search About 100,000,000 results (0.38 seconds)
    Did you mean: My 5 future husbands?
    credit to PaperLung

  10. LiveLifeBig02 LiveLifeBig02
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 5:29am UTC
    thoughts while on a plane:
    me: oh look... clouds
    me: i need food
    me: FOOD
    me: i wonder what would happen if one direction walked in right now...
    me: b*tch thats my sandwich -_-
    me: me and styles
    me:
    me:
    me: seems legit
    me: lol the plane's gonna crash and we'll die
    me: im forever alone
    me: at least i have my cats
    me: HOT GUY dibs
    me: b*tch i called dibs
    me: FOOD

  11. SimpleMe SimpleMe
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 6:54am UTC
    AmITheonlyOneWho...
    on Long Car drives, Stares out the Window Like They Do in Movies?

  12. SimpleMe SimpleMe
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:39am UTC
    When Kids Eat Crayons,
    They fart Rainbows <3

  13. Marykate1239 Marykate1239
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 7:40am UTC
    Why don't Cartoon characters
    Ever change their clothes?

  14. StarsareRachelBerry StarsareRachelBerry
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:05am UTC
    The dangers at night
    me: omg, it's so hot, so i will not cover one leg with my blanket,until the boogieman flips and grabs my leg.
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: covers whole body with blanket
    me:
    me: I need to pee
    me:
    me: but the monster living underneath my bed could jump up and grab my feet.
    me:
    me: I don't need to pee
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: I wonder how the streets look like at night.
    me: but the demon from paranormal activity could be pressed up against my window.
    me:
    me: I don't need to know how the outside world looks like.
    me: ZOMG SOMEONE'S IN MY ROOM!!
    me:
    me: ...that's the shadow of my jacket...
    me:
    me: or is it...
    ...

  15. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:11am UTC
    Random Person: You actually have friends? Me: All 10 seasons.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. MusicLover05 MusicLover05
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:13am UTC
    I used to have a voice like justin bieber......
    Than i turned 4

  17. xxxtheicekillerxxx xxxtheicekillerxxx
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:19am UTC
    How 90's kids learned science:Teacher = 10% Magic School Bus = 45%Bill Nye the Sceince Guy = 40% We all know this is true.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  18. Dragonfang Dragonfang
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 8:30am UTC
    Spongebob- Patrick can you hear me?
    Patrick- no it's too dark

  19. invisableninjas invisableninjas
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 9:19am UTC
    Yeah so um ... What's the point of a bathroom window?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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