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NARWHALconspiracy

1. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   April 26, 2010 2:26pm UTC
   SONAFABICTHH!!
   I GOT A MAC SO NOW I CANT MAKE MY QUOTES WITH COLORS OR DIFFERENT FONT SIZES!!
   IM SO ANGRYYYYY!!!!!
   WHY GOD, WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!? MY WORDS ARE BLAND, I TELL YOU!!!!
   THIS IS NOT FAIRRR!!!!
   ROAAAARRRRRRR!!!! DIEEE!!!!!!!!
   
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2. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2010 1:24pm UTC
   Dinosaurs
   Go RAWR. <3333333
   
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3. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2010 2:46pm UTC
   Think of TRUE LOVE
   As a branch:
   It almost always breaks.
   And no mattter how
   HARD
   you try,
   it will never mend together again.
   
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4. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   November 16, 2009 3:20pm UTC
   Lame pick-up line #2:
   did you clean your pants with windex,
   because I can practically see myself in them!
   
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5. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   November 12, 2009 2:28pm UTC
   Lame pick-up line #1:
   Excuse me, do you have a map,
   because i just got lost in your eyes!
   
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6. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2009 4:35pm UTC
   If I had to choose between loving you and breathing,
   I would use my last breath to say:
   ''I love you''
   
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7. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   October 28, 2009 2:38pm UTC
   What happens when someone wants to buy your heart
   but is too scared to ask the price?
   
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8. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2009 11:53am UTC
   i want these words to make things right
   but its the wrongs that make the words
   -- -->> come to life
   
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9. NARWHALconspiracy
   posted a quote
   October 23, 2009 4:54pm UTC
   friends always share the last fry.
   (even if they're curly.)
   
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