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kkaitlynx0
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July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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3DaysBenjamin
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July 26, 2011 5:48pm UTC

You can call me every name you can think of;
but when it comes to my family...
I'll break your face :)

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sara_sunami
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July 26, 2011 5:48pm UTC

mulan
jasmine
ariel
cinderella
aurora
belle
nala
megara
snow white
click the ♥ if you want the old disney back.
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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taylorr29
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July 26, 2011 5:50pm UTC

--------♥--------
Fall in love or fall in hate.
Get inspired or be depressed.
Ace a test or flunk a class.
Make babies or make art.
Speak the truth or lie and cheat.
Dance on tables or sit in the corner.
Life is divine chaos. Embrace it.
Forgive yourself. Breathe.
And enjoy the ride.
--------♥--------

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AnchorChasing
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June 15, 2010 7:41pm UTC

What If Condoms Had Sponsors?
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Campbell's Soup Condoms: 'Mmm, 'mmm good.
M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands
*saw it online (:

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bubbleliiciiousx3
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July 19, 2011 1:08am UTC

Dear exams,
Well, F you too.
Sincerely, sleep deprived.
nmf

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FightingAgainstAnorexia
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July 19, 2011 12:48am UTC

Labels are for clothing, not people.

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smileysmith123
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July 19, 2011 12:36am UTC

Fav this Quote if you were born naked

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ShellyyGottSkillss
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 12:34am UTC

that one special person,
you just wanna throw a brick at

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Kandiie
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July 19, 2011 12:33am UTC

click to see this quote

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KawaiiBaii
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July 19, 2011 12:31am UTC

e t c .
end of thinking capacity.

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Iveybearr
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July 19, 2011 12:28am UTC

Just cause i'm quiet, doesn't mean i'm sad.

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WritingSunshine5
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July 19, 2011 12:24am UTC

I shower naked
Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;

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xNevershoutneverx3
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 12:15am UTC

You're my bestfriend, stop lying to me I know your prettier .

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AcrossTheUniverse
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 2:21pm UTC

Best way
to not
get
your heart broken,
is to pretend
Y o u d o n ' t h a v e o n e
-Charlie Sheen♥.nmf-C-C

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xojackieexo
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July 18, 2011 2:23pm UTC

Don't you just love it when your bestfriend is GORGEOUS
But she sits there calling herself fat and ugly.
And all you can say is:
"Well if you're fat and ugly. I must be an obese circus freak"
♥
♥♥♥ nmf.

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mileyrocks2day
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 2:18pm UTC

It's not fair! so my bestfriend is GORGEOUS
And all the guys are going after her and I'm sitting here like.....
Am i ugly?
♥
♥♥♥ nmf.

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marikachieka52
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April 15, 2011 3:41pm UTC

ADMIT IT.
ALL GIRLS WANT A GAY BEST FRIEND.♥

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