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MyasEpicMoustache

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Member Since: 1 Dec 2011 01:17am

Last Seen: 3 Dec 2011 07:41am

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  1. MyasEpicMoustache MyasEpicMoustache
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    My Teacher Looks And Talks Like Mario And Has A Pet Turtle.

  2. MyasEpicMoustache MyasEpicMoustache
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    How DoYou Live?
    "
    "Um, you okay?"
    "No. my mom just kicked me out because i had you in my house."
    "look, you should just -"
    "No, you should just leave me alone."
    He looked at me like i just stabbed his heart.
    i just started walking away.
    "Kelsey wait!"
    "No Mac, just leave me alone. I'm fine."
    "You're not fine. stop saying your fine because your not, okay? Stop lying to yourself."
    "You don't tell me to stop doing anything."
    "Kelsey, you know i don't want to argue with you."
    "Okay then, we can end the argument now. I'm out of here."
    i stormed away and i slipped on some ice.
    i started to feel a sharp pain im my leg.
    i broke it.
    Mac ran up to me.
    "Oh my god i'm taking you to a hospital."
    He carried me all the way to the hospital.
    when they fixed my leg and put a cast on it, Mac drew a rose on my cast.

  3. MyasEpicMoustache MyasEpicMoustache
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:40am UTC
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  4. MyasEpicMoustache MyasEpicMoustache
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 1:55am UTC
    How do you live? episode 1
    "Please let me go! PLEASE!"
    "Shutup."
    "HEEELP!"
    "Noone can hear you. that's why i picked this place to kidnap you. they can'y hear your screams no matter how hard you yell, noone knows you're even in here."
    "Your a sick twisted freak you know that?"
    "I've heard worse."
    "I hate you."
    "I hate you too you little brat."
    then i woke up.
    i was sweating, and it was cold. i turned around and saw Mac sleeping in the chair next to my bed.
    Mac is my best friend. I have a crush on him. he's gorgeous.
    "Mac... Mac?"
    "Huh? yeah, hey Kelsey."
    "What do you mean, hey kelsey? how'd you get in my house, Mac?" i started laughing.
    "I snuck in your window."
    I Gave him the (O.o) Face, then he explained.
    "i got the ladder out of my garage, and snuck in your window. Haha. Happy birthday."
    "Yeah, thanks. Creepiest gift ever."
    "Aww, glad you like it"
    "Haha"
    i walked over to the chair and hugged him.
    "What was that for?"
    "You were the first to say happy birthday to me. You deserve a hug. But really why'd you come over here?"
    "Thats the only reason why."
    "I know you're lying."
    "Okay, my parents kicked me out."
    "WHAT?!"
    "Sh,"
    "What? Sh? You just kicked out of your house and you want me to shush?"
    "Okay, okay. can i stay here?"
    "My parents will say no, Mac."

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