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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:45pm UTC

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The star of the football team
has a blind dad
who always comes to his games,
even though he can't see him play.
One day, the dad gets sick and dies
before the night of his son's big game.
The team is expecting him to slack off,
mourning the death of his father.
But he played the best game he EVER had,
making the winning touchdown
& + many amazing plays.
The couch is amazed, so he asked,
"How did you play so well even after your father has passed?
The boy stares right at him, and says
"This is the first time he has ever seen me play."
♥
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Not mine. I just love it

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Someone
asked,
WHY DO YOU LIKE
HIM SO MUCH?
but before i could reply, my best friend
put her hand over my mouth and said,
DON'T EVEN GET
HER STARTED.
♥
nmq

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 27, 2012 6:32pm UTC

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 6:20pm UTC

The worst part of being lied to, is knowing you're not worth the truth

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 6:05pm UTC

When you eat sour patch kids, does that make you a
cannibal?

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 5:23pm UTC

Witty Profiles, where a teen can be a teen!
*fav if u sang like the chucky cheese song*

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:28pm UTC

Me: *Is in my room singing*
Mom:OMFG WHAT IS THAT?!?!??!??!??!?!??!??
Me:Whats wrong?
Mom: I HEARD THIS HORRIBLE NOSIE!!!!!
Me: Idk I was singing
Mom: OH thats what it was
Me: Am I that bad?
Mom: Yes!
Me: ...........................

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

Me: *is sick*
Me: *blows nose & blood comes out*
Little Brother: OH MY GOD YOUR HAVING YOUR PERIOD THROUGH YOUR NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams*

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 24, 2012 8:41pm UTC

There was this boy
I really liked him,
he's black
I'm white,
My parents would kill me

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Dear stupid
chain death
messages,
I'm still alive
bi.tc.hs

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:55pm UTC

STOP WITH ALL THE SUICIDE QUOTES
Like don't post those types of things, becuase someone called you ugly & you wanna end your life because of it. I find that very stupid of someone to put just because someone called them fat or skinny. Some people have it worse. Like some people are starving to death or are homeless, but their not getting all upset & suicidal, they believe it will get better & so should you! MOVE ON! someone called you fat or ugly MOVE ON! It's not the end of the world. & Don't pretend you have never made fun of someone, to their face or behind their back.

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Zayn left
twitter.......
Thanks
haterz...... i
mean a normal
person leavings
1 thing but...
giving a celeb
enough hate to
leave.....wow.....
that must of took
a long time of
being
stupid.......shows
how great your
life is.....

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:06pm UTC

That awkward moment when:
A dolla' doesn't make Honey Boo Boo holla'

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 5:01pm UTC

Dear Girls,
STOP saying your 'not good enough' for him. No wonder your always upset or depressed, your making me feel bad. STOP neing so negative & see the beauty in you!! Like FOR REAL shut up about how you'll 'never' be with him!!!!!!! No wonder! You disbelieve so much it doesn't happen! STOP whinning & take action! Ask him out or something!

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:54pm UTC

I know Witty is supposed to be a 'happy' & 'joyful' site. But is see so many depressing Quotes. None of my friend have a Witty. They don't even know I have 1. I have another accout too. But this is gonna be like my Diary Account. --My vent....I tired Six Billion Secrets...but for some reason my account won't work. I've tried making many accounts...So i just decided to use this cuz sense I've had an accout for a while (my other 1) I've realized I'm not alone. & neither are you!....& I put my sad sorta vents in the story catagory. But there not fake! Witty just doesn't have the vent catagory anymore so I can't put it there so putting it in the story catagory is close enough.

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My_Vent
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 4:39pm UTC

I'm tired of people blaming society for everything.
Society didn't put the blade in your hand
Society didn't take the food out of your mouth
Just stop looking for someone to blame
Recognize you have a problem
And get some help
In reality, the only person that can save you is
you

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