MySecretsAnnonomously1010111

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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June 21, 2012 5:07pm UTC

The eff did I just read #3
My friend used to harbor bugs in her bra claiming, "It is safer than the outside world."

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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June 20, 2012 4:21pm UTC

The eff did I just read #2
I once found my mother crying in the bathroom cradling one of my used pads. When I asked what she was doing she gleefully screamed out, "YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!"

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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June 20, 2012 12:11am UTC

The eff did I just read #1
That awkward moment of sitting there listening to someone go into vicious detail about how they'd rip they're girlfriend's tongue ring out with their teeth seductively and lick up the squirting blood if their girl friend had one after finding out you have one..
(Should I go on?)

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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February 4, 2012 2:35pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
C u p i d, You've got TEN days to get your
act together
.
Valentines day is for
loving your partner, not for loving the
way that chocolate stares at you
from the box.
Sincerely,
Is it too hard to think about ME this year?
♥
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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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January 28, 2012 5:42pm UTC

I'm lonely and abandoned. Washed up, left for dead. I'm lost inside the desert of every word you said. Like a nuclear reactor or TNT, I'm thinking about the times when you lied to me. All the innuendo caught up on your hook, I was just another name in your little black book.

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 10, 2011 6:23pm UTC

Today I realized that
the guy I used to like is way better with his girlfriend. They are perfect for eachother and he really loves her. I can see it in his eyes when he looks at her. So I'll just wait until I move schools next year and see if I can find anyone who will look at me the way he looks at her.
mq/mf

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 10, 2011 4:48am UTC

I'm lonley and abandoned
washed up, left for dead
I'm lost inside the desert
of every word you said.
Like a nuclear reactor
or TNT
I'm thinking about the times
when you lied to me.
All the innuendo
caught up on your hook
I was just another name
In your little black book.
-Mysecret1010111
nmq

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 9, 2011 1:19am UTC

I want to draw a picture, a picture with a twist.
I'll draw it with a razor blade I'll draw it on my wrist.
-Mysecret1010111

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 4, 2011 2:36pm UTC

When I listen to music
I realize how much I love
life
Just me?
-mysecret1010111

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 3, 2011 8:22pm UTC

Every single one of my thoughts is in second person as if I were telling
someone else's story.
-Anyone else?
-Mysecret1010111

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MySecretsAnnonomously1010111
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December 3, 2011 7:52pm UTC

I only ever cut myself in hopes that he'd see and save me romantically like in those movies.
-I realize how stupid that was
-Mysecret101011

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