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MyLoversLoss

1. MyLoversLoss
   posted a quote
   December 5, 2012 1:44am UTC
   I was asked to speak in front of an audience for the end of year break-up, I've descided I'm gonna break most of their hair rules that day and jewellry rules........ hehehehe
   
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2. MyLoversLoss
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   December 3, 2012 2:21am UTC
   'Ahhh' I scream 'Save me prince!'
   'I'll save you' He saves me 'marry me!'
   'Yes I will'
   Mum wakes me up................... GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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3. MyLoversLoss
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   November 30, 2012 6:35pm UTC
   When my friend says something shocking, I simply reply:
   "What the What!!! Why is the World ending as we know it??? We're all gonna DIE! Banana Aliens are sucking my brain!!! I am Banana Zombie and I have a sudden fear of Monkeys!.................. .............................. Really? "
   
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4. MyLoversLoss
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   November 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC
   Having a Crush on the Guy that went out with your sister and was dumped by her, then went out with your Best Friend and dumped her, you no longer see the attractive guy, you just see RED
   Its Even worse when he starts thinking about YOU
   
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5. MyLoversLoss
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   November 30, 2012 6:00pm UTC
   Me: Why do you always assume I do all the bad stuff?
   Mum: Because you always do the evil laugh.
   Me: Fair enough.....
   
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6. MyLoversLoss
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   November 28, 2012 4:31am UTC
   Guy: did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
   Me: No, I had a Parachute! What type of Idiot do you think I am!?!
   
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7. MyLoversLoss
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   November 28, 2012 4:01am UTC
   You can paint and decorate bad things so they seem good, but when rain comes and slowly makes the fake things deteriorate and the bad underneath will be showed to the World.
   
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8. MyLoversLoss
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   November 27, 2012 2:05am UTC
   Dear One Direction,
   Foundation, blusher, lipstick, lipgloss, eye-shadow, mascara, eye-liner, starving my-self, wearing padded bras and wearing tight clothing are the things that makes me beautiul . But luckily I don't care about makes me beautiful because I enjoy not having the wrong attention
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9. MyLoversLoss
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   November 27, 2012 1:48am UTC
   When I'm sad, I......
   1.Tear Bobble head's heads off
   2.Cry and scream 'why?'
   3. listen to the blues
   4. buy a tub of Ice Cream
   5.Dress Up in black and make myself look gothic
   6. go to a cemetary and scare the people who pay there respects
   7. Goes home and whips all my Barbie Dolls
   8. Take depressing photos and post them on Facebook
   or.....
   1. goes to the person who caused it all and punch them in the face.
   
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10. MyLoversLoss
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    November 27, 2012 1:22am UTC
    Mum: Stop hiding your beautiful face from poeple!
    Me: But I'm going to a Masquerade Ball.....
    
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11. MyLoversLoss
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    November 24, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    When you find money between the couch pillows :)
    
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12. MyLoversLoss
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    November 23, 2012 2:26am UTC
    Dear Y.O.L.O.
    What is you believe in Reincarnation?
    
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13. MyLoversLoss
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    November 22, 2012 1:10am UTC
    Guy: Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
    Me: Yes, I was told I was a Freak of Nature
    
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14. MyLoversLoss
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    November 21, 2012 1:58am UTC
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15. MyLoversLoss
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    November 20, 2012 11:34pm UTC
    If you end up looking like Prince Caspian, it means your my husband.
    
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16. MyLoversLoss
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    November 20, 2012 11:21pm UTC
    If he forgets you, remember yourself,
    Because he is nothing, you are everthing.
    He is fine, you are joyful.
    Because he loved some-one else, you can love your-self
    Don't let break-ups break you
    
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