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MyLifeIsAverage_x3

1. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2010 6:59pm UTC
   Today,
   while at the movies, the cashier told me to,
   "Enjoy the movie!"
   I responded, "You too!"
   I felt stupid.
   MLIA
   
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2. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:59am UTC
   Today,
   driving home from my boyfriends house, a
   mommy racoon
   and her
   two babies crossed the street in front of me.
   Being afraid of running over animals, I slowed down and stopped until I
   was sure they were safe on the
   sidewalk away from cars. One of the baby
   raccoons stopped, turned to face me and raised a paw.
   I'm happy to know that even baby raccoons have good manners.
   MLIA
   
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3. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:51am UTC
   Today, I was flipping through my math textbook
   and I found a
   band aid inside it. When I turned to the next page I got a
   bad paper cut. Thanks mysterious person who left the band aid in my textbook.
   MLIA
   
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4. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:47am UTC
   Today,
   I really really really wanted an iced tea. I went to the vending
   machine, put in my $1.40, and pressed the button for iced tea.
   It was sold out. Very upset, I decided the next best (but vastly inferior)
   choice was orange soda. I sighed, pressed the orange soda button,
   and out came an iced tea. I have a great feeling about today.
   MLIA
   
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5. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:38am UTC
   Today in the shower,
   I had a brilliant idea. I put
   shampoo in one hand and
   body wash in the other. Then I patted my head and rubbed
   my tummy. Greatest discovery of the
   21st Century? Check.
   MLIA#5
   
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6. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:33am UTC
   Today,
   I was driving to my cousins new house to help him
   move in. I put his address into my gps and it couldn't
   locate it. He lives on Waldo Drive.
   MLIA #4
   
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7. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:28am UTC
   I recently read an article
   about a hobo that had won the lottery. The only reason he was
   still a hobo was because "I don't wanna pay house taxes."
   Good plan, Mr. Hobo.
   
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8. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 28, 2009 10:23am UTC
   Today,
   me and my dad were stopped at a red light with our windows down when a car full of hot guys proceeded to pull up next to us. They rolled down their windows and shouted to me, "hey, hey! can I have your number?" I just tried to ignore it when I noticed my dad turn to them and shout out his number. The boys looked so confused as we drove off. Definitely made my night.
   MLIA
   
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9. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
   posted a quote
   December 25, 2009 1:13pm UTC
   Today I Slipped in the
   shower. i tried to grab onto
   the water to catch myself.
   it didnt work.
   mlia#3
   
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10. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2009 1:06pm UTC
    today, my family
    told me i was adopted.
    my whole family is [white] and im black.
    i think i figured it out.
    mlia. #2
    
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11. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 11:34am UTC
    My friend
    is having her birthday party tomorrow
    and she assigned
    everyone a different colour to wear. My
    colour was green
    and seeing how I don't any green clothes
    I went shopping. I
    could have either spent 15 dollars on green pants I'd
    probably never wear again
    or 15 dollars on green dinosaur
    footie pajamas. I think you know
    what I chose.
    MLIA
    
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12. MyLifeIsAverage_x3
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2009 11:24am UTC
    Today
    I went to the Wendy's drive thru and the man
    asked me what I wanted to order. I said I needed a
    minute. He told me that wasn't on the menu.
    MLIA #1
    
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