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  1. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:23pm UTC
    "you ask"
    "no,you ask"!
    "please, just ask?"
    "why can´t you do it?"
    "fine...excuse me,
    "can we have some ketchup?"

  2. clownfaced clownfaced
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:09pm UTC
    Mentally responding to a text,then
    actually forgetting to reply.

  3. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    you know you are
    desperate for an
    answser ...
    when you look at the second page of Google.

  4. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 6:37pm UTC
    That's definitely not my ringtone,
    but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway.

  5. ariannaMoMO ariannaMoMO
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 10:23am UTC
    bet you 100 bucks...
    that snooki´s baby is gonna be as tall as her by the time it´s 6 .

  6. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 12:39pm UTC
    when girls where little..
    their parents taught them that if a boy is mean to them they secretly like them.
    Maybe thats why most girls go for jerks.

  7. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    When im on my death bed
    i want my final words to
    be:
    "i left one million dollars
    in the...¨

  8. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 8:08am UTC
    click to see this quote

  9. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 2:14pm UTC
    ~cinderella~
    teaching you not to talk to strangers
    ~unless they´re hot~

  10. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    ~Perfect Guys~
    exist at very corner of the earth
    ~but the earth is round~

  11. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    who´s online
    ex [x]
    annoying girl [x]
    weird guy [x]
    who are you again? [x]
    Aunt [x]
    are you ever offline [x]
    please dont talk to me [x]
    crush [ ]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. YouDontKnowTheTrueME YouDontKnowTheTrueME
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Right.Girl -----Wrong.Time
    c h a p t e r / / o n e
    Arianna's P.O.V
    "Hey Arianna, did you hear-" Mary tried to tell me
    "Yes, Kair and Jasmine broke up!" I interrupted. I honestly didn't care.
    I rolled my eyes.
    "Seriously, Mary, I don't even know why they even go out anymore.They break up every single day. What more do they have to fight about?" Mary laughed. I actually started thinking of all the dumb possiblilites.
    "KAIR! Oh.My.Gosh! I caught you standing next to another girl in the hallway! Are you just asking me to break up with you?" I mimmicked her. I didn't realize how loud I said it ...
    I felt someone's hands on my shoulder and then they held me back.
    I stopped walking. I didn't dare to turn around, I was too scared. Mary didn't dare either.
    "Arianna, Arianna, Arianna... Little bookworm thinks she's so cool." It was Jasmine. :/
    My face starter to get red.
    "Air, don't let her get to you. She probably just knows it's all true anyway!" Mary told me.
    Jasmine came right in front of me. By now, we got the whole hallway's attention.
    She started circling me.
    "Awh, she calls you Air. Maybe because you're an airhead; Or maybe because if I catch you one more time talking about me, or making fun of me, I'll punch you so far up in the air. Get the picture?"
    Mary was getting pumped up. She was about to blow.... and there she goes!
    "Oh HEL.L no!! Don't even get--" I felt so special someone would defend me.
    "Listen I don't need your little speech. Okay? If I ever have one of these little pow-wows with you again, let me just get this straight. I'm right you're wrong. But, I must admit, in this case. If I saw Kair standing next to one of you guys. I would be so embarrased. I would break up with him! Point 1 Airheads and Point 1 Million Actual Humans!" Jasmine walked away with the last word. I ran. All I did was run. I had no idea where I was going. I just needed to get away.
    Teaser: "I don't know. When I saw you run off. It hurt me inside. I don't know, when I saw you sad, it made me sad. You're special :)"
    Note: Hey guys! This is my first stoey EVER. I hope you guys like it. The characters are here off witty. I hope you like it :) Comment for a reminder I PROMISE I'll do them all. :)

  14. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 9:56am UTC
    ~facebook~
    is the second most popular word that starts
    with "f" and ends with "k"

  15. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    her: hi
    him:hi
    her:did you eat?
    him:did you eat?
    her:are you copying me?
    him:are you copying me?
    her:i love you!
    him:yeah i already ate

  16. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    and they´re all like "why didnt
    you text back?"
    what am i supposed to reply to
    "LOL"

  17. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  18. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 10:04am UTC
    old people at weddings:always poke me and say "you´re next",
    so i started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

  19. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    Police are looking for a suspect
    described as Sexy, Funny and
    Great In Bed,
    your ugly a$$ is safe,but where
    should i hide?
    dont take it the hard way it was a joke
    n

  20. kairTheBoy kairTheBoy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 12:18pm UTC
    79% of you dont know oppsite
    words for the following:
    1)always
    2) coming
    3) from
    4) take
    5) me
    6) down
    comment and like once you get it

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