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  1. _Jasmine_ _Jasmine_
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:42pm UTC
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    According to all known laws of aviation,
    there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
    It`s wings are too small to get its fat
    little body off the ground.
    The bee, of course, flies anyway,
    because bees don`t care what
    humans think is impossible. ♥
    Format by Breeze

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:49am UTC
    Isn't it weird
    that we pay money to see other human beings?

  3. fibomidget fibomidget
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 9:56am UTC
    I'm so glad that Starbucks has free wi-fi

  4. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:31am UTC
    Dear brain,
    Please start being able to tell the difference
    between hungry and bored.
    Sincerely, I'm getting fat!

  5. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 3:51am UTC
    Boy: You're perfect for me exactly the way you are.
    Girl: So you wouldn't change anything about me?
    Boy: Well.... I guess there's one thing
    Girl: My hair?
    Boy: No
    Girl: My eyes?
    Boy: No
    Girl: What is it then?
    Boy: Your last name. ♥

  6. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 1:35pm UTC
    Boys think of girls just like books.
    If the cover doesn't catch their eyes,
    they won't even bother to read what's inside.

  7. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 3:52am UTC
    Cute guys make you crazy
    Hot guys make you drool
    Cool guys make you daydream
    But funny guys make you fall in love.

  8. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 8:59am UTC
    I'm not waiting for the prince,
    I'm waiting for the one who thinks
    I'm his princess.

  9. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 5:11am UTC
    -Me with a friend-
    Me: " OMG, I got something hilarious to tell you!
    Well first...HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
    Ok I'm calm-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."
    ☺Fave If it has happened to you too☺

  10. imperfect * imperfect *
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:56am UTC
    Kiss me if I'm wrong,
    but dinosaurs still exist right? ♥

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