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Mtune
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July 19, 2012 2:58pm UTC

"You are not ignoring anyone
When you ignore someone, their quotes won't show up in the lists of quotes. So if there is someone whose quotes you really don't feel like seeing all the time *cough*1D*cough*, you can ignore them."
Wittians got to love Steve.

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Mtune
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July 16, 2012 10:20pm UTC

The Reason Why I'm Fat:
Me: I like to eat food
Mom: I like to cook.

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Mtune
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July 15, 2012 2:15pm UTC

*Birthday*
Other people: Have 37473 wall posts saying"Happy Bday",Have the best bday party, Inviting there friends, Having the best birthday cake, having fun.
Me: Having 3 wall posts, no bday party, 2 presents, having a cupcake as my own cake, & talking to myself.
-_- This is the best birthday I ever had.

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Mtune
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July 14, 2012 5:18pm UTC

I've always wanted a parrot and teach it "HELP! I'm parrot!" & just watch how humans get freaked out.

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Mtune
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July 13, 2012 12:24pm UTC

ME: Hey, I'm in love with you.
GUY:
ME:
GUY:
ME: Just kidding, I'm in love with 4 Brits & a leprachun.

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Mtune
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July 8, 2012 11:03pm UTC

*When Soda spills on Homework paper*
Me: Oh well, it's going to dry anyway.
*When Soda spills on my Ipod touch*
Me: OMG
* throws soda can across the room.*
*jumps like a ninja and goes to call the ambulance*

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Mtune
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June 28, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Who else wishes there was an invention,
where you could trade lifes with a person you want to be?

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Mtune
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June 27, 2012 5:29pm UTC

Has anyone else tried not to cry so hard,
that you hate that feeling in your throat,
while you trying to talk,
when you're just about to cry?
I know I Have.

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Mtune
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June 26, 2012 6:43pm UTC

Best Friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

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Mtune
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June 26, 2012 1:19am UTC

Seeing a car in the middle of the mall & thinking
"How the heck did they get that in here?"

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Mtune
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June 26, 2012 1:03am UTC

Making up fake rules when theres a
Substitute Teacher.

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Mtune
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June 25, 2012 11:31pm UTC

Oh My God,
If your reading this, please stop scrolling for a minute. I want all of you guys to read this.
"So, Avalanna is losing the ability to speak, I wish black people, muslims, gays and those kind of creatures got the same"
See that right there? thats from a girl on twitter. @NerdFemale. If you got a twitter. REPORT HER. Avalanna has cancer if you didnt know and she lost her voice. I cant believe a person would actually say this. this is terrible!
p.s. I'm a muslim -_-

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Mtune
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 11:18pm UTC

I want a person,
that comes to my life on accident
& stays on purpose.

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Mtune
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June 22, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Sometimes, when I say "I'm okay"
I want somone to look at me in the eyes,hug me tight, & say " I know your not"

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Mtune
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June 22, 2012 12:48pm UTC

* When ny parents are asleep*
Me: Shh! There sleeping!
* When I'm sleeping*
My parents: Lets Vacuum for 3 hours!

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Mtune
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June 21, 2012 11:52pm UTC

I hate how Monday is so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to monday ._.

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Mtune
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June 21, 2012 11:46pm UTC

We aren't dating, but when I see someone flirting with you, I want to punch them in the face.

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Mtune
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June 21, 2012 11:29pm UTC

That awkward moment when your computer freezes on a embarrassing website.

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Mtune
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June 21, 2012 10:48pm UTC

That awesome moment,
When your whole class laughs at your joke.

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Mtune
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June 21, 2012 10:41pm UTC

I hate when I forget to press send, & I'm there sitting like an idiot waiting for a reply. -_-

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