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SuperNovaChic
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May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC

Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

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Carla Crahan.*
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May 11, 2014 1:16pm UTC

SMELLS LIKE TEEN S/UT

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capsized*
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May 11, 2014 11:56am UTC

SKIN SO
SWEET BUT YOU'RE
ROTTEN
to the »
core.

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*blushes*
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May 11, 2014 2:08pm UTC

"I'm used to it."
— The saddest thing you can hear someone say

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Zombie_Gurl

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May 7, 2014 1:41pm UTC

My heart wants him, But his heart ones someone else.. (~ Life sucks.)

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*silvergirl*
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May 7, 2014 5:03pm UTC

Who wants to join my riot,
we will go spray paint stuff
blast music
and then go eat sushi or something
*punches wall*

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SuperNovaChic
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May 7, 2014 1:42pm UTC

I only stay inside to avoid paparazzi. :)

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Loki*
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May 7, 2014 3:16am UTC

HAKUNA MA'VODKAIt means no memories for the rest of your night

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MrsSamanthaPayne

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May 1, 2014 7:59am UTC

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SuperNovaChic
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May 5, 2014 1:05pm UTC

Person: You're blocking the view!
Me: I am the view. XD

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ocean pixie*
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May 3, 2014 11:32pm UTC

Pain, without love
pain, I can't get enough
PAIN, I LIKE IT ROUGH
'cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.

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MrsSamanthaPayne

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May 4, 2014 2:37am UTC

I knew I was in love when all those stupid love songs made sense.

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robbieiskawaii
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May 4, 2014 3:23am UTC

Please like my quote...
I'll love you for ever and eat pizza with you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Cindy Lou Who*
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May 2, 2014 10:57pm UTC

friends are like farts,the best ones are loud and obnoxious.

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Cindy Lou Who*
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May 2, 2014 11:04pm UTC

were not sarcastic-were hilariouswere not annoying-were just cooler than youwere not mean-we just dont like youand were not obsessed-were just best friends

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Cindy Lou Who*
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May 2, 2014 11:05pm UTC

friends are like boobs...some are bigsome are smallsome are realand some are fake

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The secret*
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May 2, 2014 11:42am UTC

Last seen in a little black dress
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EYES 'CAUSE SHE'S ARMED AND DANGEROUS.
Like bow, hit you with that on shot.

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gucci prince*
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October 6, 2013 3:22am UTC

DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO HATERS
CAUSE ATTENTION IS WHAT THEY CRAVE!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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