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MrsLisaAnneRisher

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Member Since: 2 May 2011 03:43pm

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Name: Lisa Anne Risher
B-Day: July 9th.
Senior at AHS!!
Hates Justin Bieber, & all these lil' KIDS
that are OBSESSED with him.
(TakeMeAsIAm)

  1. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 6:20pm UTC
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  2. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 11:46am UTC
    We might fight & argue a lot,
    but baby no matter what,
    I'll never love you any less :D

  3. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2011 9:12pm UTC
    Hey guys,
    i need some help.. Name some GOOD songs,
    NO JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

  4. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    5 DAYS TIL I GRADUATE!!

  5. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:25pm UTC
    *Me- "Dudee, life is such a bittch!!"
    *Mom- "So are you..."
    *Me- "So.. Are you sayin that we're meant for eachother?"
    *Mom- "Wordd!"
    HAHA,i love that womann<3

  6. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    "Baby"
    Ohhh, ohh, ooohhhhh..
    You know i'm gay, i know you care. Just shout out fagggg, and i'll be there.
    You are my guy, you are my love & i will never, ever, ever, be with a girl!
    Are we an item? Girl quit playin! You know i'm gay..Juss sayin!
    Say there's another guy in my life, he broke my heart for the first time.
    And i was like...
    Baby, baby, baby, NOOO
    Like, baby, baby, baby, don't go!
    Baby, baby, baby, ohh.. i thought you'd always be mine...mine
    Oh, for you, i would've done whatever, and i just can't believe we aint together.
    but i wanna play with you, but i'm losin you..
    i'll buy you anything, i'll buy you any ring, & i'm in pieces baby kiss me,
    & you stick in it and pull it out of me
    i'm goin down, down, down, (on you)
    & now i cant believe my man wont be around..
    And i'm like...
    Baby, baby, baby, NOOO
    Like baby, baby, baby, don't go!
    Like, baby, baby, baby, ohh. i thought you'd always be mine... mine.
    When i was 13, i had my first dick.. There was nobody that compared
    to his size, or could ever rise above. He had me goin crazzzy,
    Oh, i was dick-struck, he woke up daily, with his dick juice.
    He made my butt pound, & skip a beat when i seen him on the streets,
    & at the bar on the pole, but i really wanna see him on the weekends ;)
    Oh he's so amazing, but now my butt hurts, & i keep on screaminn..
    Perez, Perez, Perez, OHHHH
    Perez, Perez, Perez, don't go!!
    Perez, Perez, Perez, Boy i thought you'd always be mine...mine </3
    -LisaAnneRisher!!
    DO NOT STEAL MY SHIIIT!

  7. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 3:20pm UTC
    i lovee when i wake up in the mornin to you sayin
    "you are so beautiful." :D i love you, babyy!!<3

  8. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 12:58pm UTC
    i got 7 mo' fuggin' school days left.
    then i walk across that stage :D

  9. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    One day, this LITTLE boy was walking down the road, he came up to a gay bar... He asked the guy out front, "How old do you have to be to enter?" The guy replied, "It doesn't matter, unless your gay." So the little boy smiled and said, "I'm gay!!! That means I can get in!" The little boy walked in and was amazed at all the guys walking around in nothing but their birthday suits, he thought he was in heaven. As he was looking around he seen somebody who looked familiar, he walked up too him and tapped on his back, the guy turned around and they BOTH were very surprised. "DAD!!!!!" yelled the little boy. "JUSTIN!!!!?" said his dad, "What in the world are you doin hereeee???" "Dad, i'm gay..."
    -MrsLisaAnneRisher.
    This story is dedicated to myyyy BESSS FRANN,
    AprilMichelle.

  10. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    Dumb lil' girl: OMG, i'm SOO obsessed with Justin Bieber. I'm gonna marry him, but he just don't know it yet!!!!
    Justin Bieber's Boyfriend: "Girl, i think you better stop talkin about my man. We're goin some place where gay marriage is legal, and gettin married. P.S. he dont swing that way, he likes DICK!!!!"

  11. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2011 1:31pm UTC
    Why is everybody obsessed with Justin Bieber,
    once he hits puberty his voice is gonna change, and
    actually sound like a guy... and then NOT be famous anymore.

  12. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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  13. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:36pm UTC
    Type your name with your nose! and plz keep it going
    la5yem- haahaa lauren im cool!
    qao6sswaq- alyssa haha im rong
    aqloexaq- Alexa haha
    shannon- shannon 1rite
    janine- Janine :D
    swte3ph- steph haha
    nichole-nichole YESSSSS
    ash- ash:D
    kylee- kylee=)
    caereloleyu- carley =0 OH NO!
    rachel- ha! own!
    wsop0yi8aq- Sophia! haha! I stink!
    dc045raqol9- im awesome!!! hah
    Coralie jqeer6-Maddy haha i suck
    emilt6-Emily roflshimpimp
    waedt4ri--Adri (I losee) hahaa.
    ghashbhb6y7- gabby :] im bad!
    frallonh-fallon I SUCK lol
    tylerr OMG YAY :D
    +er9hn-erin(:
    nhaqalias (Natalia) Atleast my nose isnt pointy as hell ;]
    ambvrluy - Amberly[: (people who got it exactly, you must have a really pointy nose, or you cheated.)
    i8wsidora - Isidora :D
    ikehswi3 - Kensie lol
    Lee-Lee Rayne - Lee-Lee Rayne :D Caps lock FTW! (And I don't have a pointy nose at ALL xD) Na666tyaliaxsw-- haha i'm Natalia ;)
    liosdas... Lisa. LMFAO i failed..

  14. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Beware of Jessie...
    she likes to fart...ALOT.

  15. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Let's be nothing...
    I heard it lasts forever.

  16. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    I wanna be a millionaire...
    Soo Frigggggin BAD!

  17. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    Every time our eyes meet,
    This feeling inside me, is almost more than i can take.
    Baby when you touch me, i can feel how much you love me,
    && it just blows me away. <3
    i love you baby :D

  18. MrsLisaAnneRisher MrsLisaAnneRisher
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2011 3:56pm UTC
    Dear People...
    Dont post a quote on here if its STUPID!!
    Your wasting space.. Thanks!

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