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1. Katey11
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   March 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   WHOA.
   Anyone else notice the
   'Top This Hour' Button ? (:
   
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2. ElizabethAnneStyles
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   March 3, 2012 8:53pm UTC
   me: i lost my dog :'(
   person: did you put a message on the internet
   me: don't be silly, my dog never reads his email.
   nmf/real convo
   
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3. Fake_a_smile
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   March 3, 2012 8:40pm UTC
   Whatever you do...
   don't try to read this:
   Ok, you read it,
   now whatever you do, don't fave this..
   
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4. idance
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   March 3, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   Guns don't kill people..
   Dads with pretty daughters do.
   
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5. MrsDanielTosh
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   March 3, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   If you like me I like you- If you feed me I love you
   
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6. cheer4eva62442
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   March 3, 2012 8:41pm UTC
   I swear facebook posts the weirdest things ever
   " I lost my ipod & I thought it was in the wash but it wasnt "
   I don't need a journal about your life.
   
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   January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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9. Act4life33
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   March 3, 2012 8:42pm UTC
   That horribly embarrasing moment as a kid:
   When your mom would send you too school with your
   valentine's
   birthday treat
   lunch
   or
   snack
   in a victoria's secret bag
   
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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11. EmilyxLovesxU
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    March 3, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    I'm Not 'Special'...I'm Limited Addition!!
    
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12. Anniee91
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    March 3, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    You've changed.
    I know. I'm a Transformer.
    
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13. gymnastix97
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    March 3, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    "Patrick Star"- Once upon a time there was an ugly barnicle and he was sooo ugly everyone died.....Thats for all the people in Suffolk.
    
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15. Act4life33
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    March 3, 2012 8:48pm UTC
    Dear sneeze,
    If your going to happen. Happen.
    Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it like that.
    Sincerely,
    I look like an idiot
    
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16. idance
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    March 3, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    I have to exercise
    early in the morning
    before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
    
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