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MrWaddles03

1. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 5:08pm UTC
   fave this if youre against child abuse.
   if you dont fave this you dont have a heart <3
   
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2. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 4:50pm UTC
   and sometimes i wish i were still a little kid. no school, no drama, and especialy, no heart breaks. </3
   fave if you miss being a little kid. <3
   
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3. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2011 4:28pm UTC
   you know those quotes that say
   -"men are like the wizard of oz. no heart,in need of a brain,no courage"?
   well i disagree. he must of had a hell of a lot of courage to break my heart*
   just remember how i loved you, when she forgets you
   
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4. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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5. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 3:42pm UTC
   if a bra is called " an over the shoulder boulder holder.."
   then are boxers called " under the butt nut hut?"
   
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6. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 25, 2011 3:37pm UTC
   i got a tatoo the other day. hurt like hell. nextt time i guess i wont use hot water
   nmq
   
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7. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 3:14pm UTC
   bitchh please. not even Nation Wide is on your side.
   
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8. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 3:04pm UTC
   That Lazy Moment#2
   when
   your lazier than Bruno Mars ,& Monkeys start singing to everything you say.
   
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9. MrWaddles03
   posted a quote
   July 19, 2011 3:00pm UTC
   That Lazy Moment#1
   when your bladder is full & you need to go pee but too lazy to get out of bed.
   
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10. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 11:40pm UTC
    [ it breaks your heart ]
    when people you know become people you knew.
    when you can walk right past someone like they were N E V E R a H U G E part of your life.
    when you U S E D to be able to talk on the phone with for H O U R S & now.. you cant even
    look each other in the damn eye. It Completely B R E A K S your heart to know
    Good things change ; & theres N O T H I NG you can do about it.
    
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11. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    A Blonde is having a great day.
    She is walking towards the elevator and notices it's leaving.
    She starts to run, but a man holds it for here and she makes it.
    When she's inside she starts thinking 'I'm in a really good mood, Ill share it with that man' Then says "T-G-I-F!"
    The man looks at her and says "S-H-I-T"
    The blonde is startled then says "T-G-I-F" again.
    The man, again, says "S-H-I-T"
    The blonde says "No, T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness Its Friday!"
    The man replies"No, S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey Its Thursday."
    
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12. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:13pm UTC
    I Love Playing With The Snapple Cover
    Just Me ? Fav if You Do This Too
    
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13. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 4:08pm UTC
    knock knock
    whose there?
    boo.
    boo who?
    dont cry its only a joke!
    
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14. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:36am UTC
    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Brittany Spears
    Brittany Spears Who?
    Knock Knock
    Whos There?
    Opps i Did it again
    Fav if you get it (:
    
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15. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    fave if you hate how MOST of the quotes in the FUNNY category...aren't even funny.
    
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16. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 1:17pm UTC
    fave if you HATE attention whores.
    
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17. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 1:00pm UTC
    Fathers day = the most confuzing day in the ghetto
    
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18. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    at birth i had 2 choices.
    1) to be incredibly sexy
    2) to have an amazing memory
    ... i cant remember which one i chose.
    
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19. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    I Dont Know Whats Worse
    People who Gossip
    Or People who Listen to Gossip*
    -Pretty Little Liars
    
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20. MrWaddles03
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    Excuse me your a hell of a guy , you know I really got a thing for Canadian Guys ;)
    
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