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MrTreyNicks

1. MrTreyNicks
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   January 24, 2012 10:37pm UTC
   Bros before hoes *Girl walks by*
   Holy _____ *Ditches guy friend*
   
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2. MrTreyNicks
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   January 12, 2012 11:24pm UTC
   Anyone up for a cinnomon challenge?
   ..jk i'm not that stupid to play that game.
   
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3. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 11:25pm UTC
   & I don't think youre beautiful..
   I think you're beyond it(;
   
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4. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 11:17pm UTC
   single as a dollar and not looking for change.
   
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5. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 11:10pm UTC
   Did the sun just come up or did you just smile at me?
   
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6. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 11:07pm UTC
   You remind me of my next girlfriend ;)
   
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7. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   Decided to burn lot of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire ;)
   
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8. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 6:16am UTC
   Why is there a show called when animals attack? It should be called when stupid people go near dangerous animals.
   
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9. MrTreyNicks
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   January 8, 2012 6:14am UTC
   Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
   
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10. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 6:11am UTC
    Wife: Honey, say dirty things in my ear.
    Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio
    
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11. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 6:08am UTC
    Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
    
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12. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 6:03am UTC
    Facebook is like jail, you sit around, and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
    
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13. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 6:00am UTC
    'Are we there yet?'
    'Not yet'
    '...there yet?'
    'I said not yet!'
    'Yo...'
    'Look, don't even ask! We're way way way far from being there, okay?
    'I've had it! I'm going back!'
    'And take as long going down as you coming up?
    
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14. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 5:49am UTC
    'Are we there yet?'
    'Not yet'
    '...there yet?'
    'I said not yet!'
    'Yo...'
    'Look, don't even ask! We're way way way far from being there, okay?
    'I've had it! I'm going back!'
    'And take as long going down as you coming up?
    
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15. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 5:44am UTC
    I don't care what you're doing, so much as the idiotic way you're doing it.
    
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16. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 5:39am UTC
    Katrina: C'mon say something...
    Me: ..something.
    
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17. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 5:25am UTC
    Whoa! Finger! What the hell?
    
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18. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 1:03am UTC
    My head hurts...apparently heads up means heads down at a baseball game.
    
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19. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Bored so just comment on this quote and I comment on your profile.
    
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20. MrTreyNicks
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    January 8, 2012 12:37am UTC
    Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces, asentancewithoutspaces.
    
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