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MrKer


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. MrKer MrKer
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:54am UTC
    Me:*Sneeze* Class: *Silence*
    Popular girl/boy: *Sneeze* Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze.

  3. MrKer MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    GIRLS:
    When a boy calls you cute he likes your face, When he calls you hot he likes your body, when he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
    Believe me, I am a boy

  4. MrKer MrKer
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    November 1, 2011 5:29pm UTC
    Someday I'm gonna make the onion cry.

  5. MrKer MrKer
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    November 1, 2011 5:15pm UTC
    Sometimes I just want to slap you, in the face really hard, but that would be animal abuse.

  6. MrKer MrKer
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    October 5, 2011 5:57pm UTC
    I don't understand why people needs drugs, when there's food...


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