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MrKer

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Member Since: 4 Sep 2011 07:16pm

Last Seen: 2 Jan 2016 03:21pm

user id: 215573

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Hi Im Kerlwis, I was born in Venezuela  on May 20 1994 (17 years). I lived 3 years in Arge ntina, 2 in Spain, 4 in Italy and now i live in Florida.
I like to play tennis, i'm a half crazy, singer in a band. It's really easy to take with me beacuse i am very sociable.
Extrovert, outgoing, critic, writer, funny, traveler...

 

1. MrKer
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2015 10:23pm UTC
   I've been member of this awesome community for 4 years! I joined when I was 17 and now I'm 21 years old. It feels like ages ago.
   I'm still a mess but not as bad as I used to be.
   
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2. MrKer
   posted a quote
   November 28, 2015 10:20pm UTC
   Sometimes you just need to cry.
   
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3. MrKer
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 11:00pm UTC
   That awkward moment when you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.
   
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4. MrKer
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 10:55pm UTC
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5. MrKer
   posted a quote
   April 8, 2012 12:08am UTC
   Roses are red.
   I have a phone.
   Nobody texts me.
   Forever Alone.
   
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6. MrKer
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 4:58pm UTC
   Just
   Be You!
   ♥
   
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7. MrKer
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 6:48pm UTC
   "Textaphrenia - thinking you`ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message."
   I have this.
   
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8. MrKer
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 6:00pm UTC
   GIRLS:
   When a boy calls you cute he likes your face, When he calls you hot he likes your body, when he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
   Believe me, I am a boy ;)
   
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9. MrKer
   posted a quote
   December 29, 2011 5:54pm UTC
   204 countries
   804 islands
   7 seas
   6+ billion people
   and I'M STILL SINGLE
   
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10. MrKer
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    Just open your legs and you're employed.
    
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11. MrKer
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 8:54am UTC
    Me:*Sneeze* Class: *Silence*
    Popular girl/boy: *Sneeze* Class: God bless you sweetheart Jesus Lord let God protect you from that horrible sneeze.
    
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12. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 6:41pm UTC
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13. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:14pm UTC
    FRIENDS: Buy you food.
    BESTFRIENDS: Eat your food.
    
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14. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:13pm UTC
    That Awkward moment when all your friends are in relationships
    except you
    
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15. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    Your Single?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA me too.
    
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16. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:49pm UTC
    GIRLS:
    When a boy calls you cute he likes your face, When he calls you hot he likes your body, when he calls you beautiful he likes your heart.
    Believe me, I am a boy
    
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17. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:30pm UTC
    When a girl says "what?", it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
    
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18. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    If
    Witty
    was a subject, my parents would be so proud of me.
    
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19. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:53pm UTC
    "You look pretty today !"
    Was I ugly yesterday !?"
    
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20. MrKer
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    Boyfriend/Girlfriend:
    × Error 404 - not found.
    
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