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InThisMoment
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March 13, 2013 6:16pm UTC

My songs know what you did in the dark

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InThisMoment
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March 27, 2013 6:20pm UTC

Its better to feel pain,
than nothing at all

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InThisMoment
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April 20, 2013 1:00am UTC

Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money

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InThisMoment
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April 20, 2013 1:03am UTC

Expectations,
go to hell.

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InThisMoment
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February 14, 2013 9:36pm UTC

Valentines day?
What a joke.

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InThisMoment
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February 21, 2013 9:07pm UTC

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InThisMoment
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February 25, 2013 4:59pm UTC

If anything trys to slow you down, tell em all to go to hell

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InThisMoment
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February 25, 2013 5:01pm UTC

I will wait for you...

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InThisMoment
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February 25, 2013 5:03pm UTC

I hate everything about you, why do I love you?

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jimmy365
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February 11, 2013 8:07pm UTC

i would like to apolgize
to the people i have
not offended yet - i promise i
will get to you
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

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jimmy365
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December 23, 2012 9:17pm UTC

can you use "i sh/t you not" in an english essay or is that unproffessional
well no you should never use "I" in a proffesional essay
so like, "one sh/ts you not"
also acceptable "the author sh/ts you not"
what about the general "you" do you think mrs a would mark off points
yeah, so like "one would not be considered sh/tted" is probably the best way i can think of to word it formally
thanks!

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OmegleTalk
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December 23, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Me: Hmm I should do something productive today!
Me:
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Me: Aint nobody got time for that!
Mq(omegletalks format and quote.)

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wittyquotesgurl
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December 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC

YOUR OPINION SUCKS ONLY BECAUSE I HATE YOU.

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erica119
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December 23, 2012 2:15pm UTC

LIFESAVERS
~ in the classroom ~
The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.
Red - Cherry
Yellow - Lemon
Green - Lime
Orange - Orange
So, the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children knew the flavor.
The teacher decided to give them a hint.
“It’s what your mother might call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror.
Spit out her lifesaver and yelled
“OMG THEY’RE AS$H0LES”

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:57pm UTC

there's a speical place in hell for
people that tell you to calm down when you're already calm during an argument.

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bunnylover43
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December 23, 2012 11:40am UTC

Yahoo! Answers
Resolved Question
What are funny stories that happened when you were a little kid?
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Best Answer - Chosen by Voters
i was walking and then i saw a squirrel on the sidewalk, so i picked up and acorn to try to feed it, it came over and took the acorn then told me to burn the school down, i was scared cuz b4 i thought squirrels only spoke in italian, so i asked the squirrel if it was absolutely sure, and it nodded, so i burned the school down and went to prison for arson. that was the last time i took advice from english speaking squirrels
format credit jimmy365

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:32pm UTC

sometimes i look at you and wonder...
why has no one hit you with a brick yet?

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 6:41pm UTC

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December 23, 2012 4:00pm UTC

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yourcool
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December 23, 2012 5:51pm UTC

janitor: from the windows, to the walls. cleaning up the bathroom stalls. til my mop wets all these halls, and all you b/tches fall.

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