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MotionlessDreams
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August 3, 2012 8:09pm UTC

Me: Dad, why is that women dress in white the day of their wedding?
Dad: Because it's the happiest day of their lives.
Me: Now I get why men dress in black!

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MotionlessDreams
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August 3, 2012 5:34pm UTC

Me: I'm going to kill all the Jews and one clown..
Friend: Why one clown?
Me: SEE! NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 5:07pm UTC

When I grow up, I'm going to have my first kid read the Harry Potter series
and convince him that he's a wizard, too, and he'll receive his Hogwarts letter when he turns eleven.
Sure enough, on his eleventh birthday he'll check the mail to find the letter (written by me, obviously)
and in the fall, I'll take him to a train station, point him towards platforms nine and ten,
and not say a word as he collides into a pillar.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 3, 2012 2:37pm UTC

"The Other Guys" Quotes
Fosse (cop) To Little Kids:
Got a couple tips, help you guys stay out of jail.
One, try your hardest to not be black or Hispanic.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
August 2, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Did my heart love until now?
'Cause I feel as though I've never seen
beauty till this night.
I'm forever, yeah, I'm forever yours.
<3

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MotionlessDreams
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August 2, 2012 3:30pm UTC

My Level Of Maturity Depends On
Who I'm With..

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MotionlessDreams
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August 2, 2012 1:53pm UTC

Me: Did it hurt?
Her: (sigh) Did what hurt?
Me: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 28, 2012 7:19pm UTC

Reason Why I Am Gay.
I Am Actually Gay.
I Forgot To Log Off Of Facebook

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MotionlessDreams
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July 28, 2012 6:49pm UTC

The Protagonist Of The Last Three Things You Read/Watched/Played
Are The Members Of Your Zombie Apocalypse Team..
How Screwed Are You?

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MotionlessDreams
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July 27, 2012 12:21pm UTC

Am I The Only One?
My handwriting before summer vaction: Aiden
My handwriting after summer vacation: Aid en

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MotionlessDreams
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July 26, 2012 12:59pm UTC

Imagine if the last film you watched,
was going to happen to you in real life.
How screwed are you?
NMQ

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MotionlessDreams
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July 26, 2012 12:34pm UTC

Plot Twist: I get to call you mine.

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MotionlessDreams
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July 23, 2012 9:41am UTC

Why I go over to my friends house.
Because I miss them.
There's no food at my house.

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 8:34pm UTC

The Days That We Felt The Same♥
What Was Once So Close, Has Become So Far Away♥
The Days That I Will Remember,♥
Are The Days You Played Your Games♥

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MotionlessDreams
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July 19, 2012 6:04pm UTC

I DO NOT Have To Tell You That...
There Are OPEN Arms Waiting For You<3

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MotionlessDreams
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July 17, 2012 8:44pm UTC

And Here's ToThose Who...
Who Are Too Afraid To Make The..
First Move...
Just Let It Go, Be Strong, Stand Up To It And Make It Happen.
<3

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 8:28pm UTC

Where Did I Go
WRONG?
</3

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:26pm UTC

JustThisTime,
Take A Chance.
For Me
Please?
<3

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:15pm UTC

Where's Your Strength.
Where Has It Gone?
Find The Courage That Was Yours The Day That You Gave Up..
</3

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MotionlessDreams
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 7:09pm UTC

I Want To Mean So Much More To You...

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