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MotherChucker

1. MotherChucker
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   September 22, 2010 5:06pm UTC
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2. MotherChucker
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   September 9, 2010 5:19pm UTC
   NO.
   We cannot pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars.
   
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3. MotherChucker
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   September 7, 2010 6:11pm UTC
   I never truly knew what a heart-break felt.
   People had told me about it, I had read quotes about it and I could imagine what it was like, But I just hadn't experienced yet.
   Today I got the opportunity to.
   And it's something I wouldn't wish to anyone,
   Not even my worst enemy.
   
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4. MotherChucker
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   July 24, 2010 12:43pm UTC
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5. MotherChucker
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   July 8, 2010 12:25am UTC
   It is said by the Greek mythology the first humans were created with
   4 arms,
   4 legs,
   4 eyes,
   2 mouths,
   and
   2 noses.
   Afraid of their power Zeus split them in half,
   leaving them to find the other half of themselves.
   These people are called soul mates.
   
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6. MotherChucker
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   July 6, 2010 2:51pm UTC
   In my world everyone's a pony
   And they all eat rainbows
   And poop butterflies.
   
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7. MotherChucker
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   July 6, 2010 1:10pm UTC
   Time goes by, life goes on,
   and all I can think of is why you're gone.
   
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8. MotherChucker
   posted a quote
   July 6, 2010 1:01pm UTC
   I had a dream and it was about you.
   I smiled and recalled the memories we had.
   Then I noticed a tear fell from my eye, you know why?
   Cause in my dream you kissed me and said, Goodbye.
   
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9. MotherChucker
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   July 5, 2010 1:04pm UTC
   You still don't get it,
   This is NOT Burger King,
   You don't get things your way, It is my way or you don't get the damn thing.
   plain and simple(:
   
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10. MotherChucker
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2010 12:49pm UTC
    Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
    Because I might go and do something like
    b e l i e v e i t.
    
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11. MotherChucker
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    July 5, 2010 12:38pm UTC
    I’ll Forget the times he walked by,
    Forget the times he made me cry,
    Forget the times he spoke my name,
    Cause now I’m not the same.
    Forget the times he held my hand,
    Forget the sweet things if I can,
    Forget the times & Don't pretend,
    Remember now he's just my friend.
    not mine, found it on a website, loved it. credit for the edit(:
    
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12. MotherChucker
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    July 4, 2010 8:33pm UTC
    I like your tan!
    LOL JK
    it looks like you got attacked by a mob of oranges.
    
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13. MotherChucker
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    July 1, 2010 2:02pm UTC
    I could really use a wish right now...
    LOL JK
    I'm Timmy Turner.
    
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14. MotherChucker
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    July 1, 2010 1:32pm UTC
    Let's run away together!
    LOL JK
    I have asthma.
    witty messed up the spacing :/
    
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15. MotherChucker
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    July 1, 2010 12:59pm UTC
    I L o v e Y o u
    LOL JK
    It was the Vodka.
    (:
    
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16. MotherChucker
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    July 1, 2010 12:54pm UTC
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17. MotherChucker
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    July 1, 2010 12:44pm UTC
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18. MotherChucker
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    June 29, 2010 7:12pm UTC
    Do you know what BEAUTIFUL means?(:
    Look on the mirror, And you'll find out...
    It's the opposite of that!
    
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19. MotherChucker
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    June 16, 2010 11:20am UTC
    Someday, everything will make perfect sense,
    So for now laugh at the confusion
    Smile through the tears
    And keep reminding yourself that
    everything happens for a reason.
    
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20. MotherChucker
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    June 9, 2010 2:43pm UTC
    You make it easy, easy as 1234
    LOL JK
    You make it hard as hell.
    All mine♥
    
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