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MooseMouse

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November 9, 2012 10:30pm UTC
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together
but only one of them knows about it.

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yourcool
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June 18, 2012 9:26pm UTC
99% of my socks are single,
and you don't see them crying about it.

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ThatsSoMeee
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June 19, 2012 3:10pm UTC
Before you kiss me
-Grab my waist
-Pull me closer to your body
-Look into my eyes
-Look at my lips while biting your lip
-Look back into my eyes again
-Grab my face gently
-Then slowly lean in & kiss me
It will drive me crazy, I promise.

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