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xgymnastchick10x
posted a quote
March 14, 2009 6:59pm UTC

Hey Everyonee! wanna see something cool?
okay just 5 steps and your theree! its amazing.
1.) Go to google.com
2.) go to google images, then look up whatever is on your mindd!
3.) then in the url (address bar) put in this codee! (below)
javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin (R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5;DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
im not going to ruin the surprise.
but do it and you will see, its
a pretty cool thing!have funn ;)

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Forever_Love
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 7:00pm UTC

Life Is Like Cereal
You've got Cheerios - For those quiet. relaxed moments
& Those Froot Loops for your crazy moments
And then you have those Lucky Charms; For those Magically Delicious Moments<3

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x3x3jackieex3x3
posted a quote
May 3, 2009 12:29pm UTC

we're all a little different <3

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xoxuuknnouuluvvmeeeexox
posted a quote
April 7, 2009 6:00pm UTC

diNoSauR ExtiNCtioN
wasn't an accident .
barney came along,
and they all committed
SuiCiDe

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MyEye6
posted a quote
May 4, 2009 3:30am UTC

NO MATTER HOW YOU FEEL
you should a l w a y s remember who's important in your life
because there is always that :c e r t a i n::s o m e o n e: who will be there
for you {[n o m a t t e r w h a t.]} It could be a best friend, a special
someone, p a r e n t s, relatives, even p e t s, but those people
will a l w a y s be there for you. Even when you are feeling;;
ALL ALONE.

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xoitalianbabiixo2
posted a quote
May 8, 2009 7:17pm UTC

I lovee thiss i think it is soo cutee! nott minee i wish it was though! :]<3

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xolaneycullenox
posted a quote
June 29, 2009 9:28pm UTC

God Gave Me 5 Fingers For A Reason
my pinky is for my best friends and our promises that will *never be broken*
my ring finger is for {him} and for proof that we’ll be together forever
my middle finger is for that girl that pushes me too far and to .s.h.o.w. h.e.r. how I feel
my pointer finger is to s i l e n c e them, to savor the moment
my thumb is for -everyone-, to let them know that I’m gonna be okay,
No Matter What
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ALL MINE! NO JOCKING!! i reaaaaaalllllly like this! hehe<3

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xm4rl3n4x
posted a quote
June 28, 2009 11:39am UTC

b u i l d a b r i d g e a n d
gxext oxvxexr ixtx<x3.

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jonxkatex8
posted a quote
July 4, 2009 7:25pm UTC

Jon and Kate Plus 8 quote #4
Jon: "You goofball your shoes are on the wrong feet."
Joel: "I IS NOT A GOOSEBALL!!!"
--Jon and Joel
:)

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jonandkateplus8always
posted a quote
June 27, 2009 10:11pm UTC

Jon and Kate plus 8
(Aaden come's by in toy car while towing Joel in wagon)
Kate: Who wants a ride in the wagon!
Collin: Me, I do again!
Kate: Again?
(Collin nods)
Kate: OK, tell Joel it's your turn.
(Collin turn's to face Joel)
Collin: Out!
haha(:*
#30

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xxvolleyballxx5
posted a quote
December 22, 2008 10:01pm UTC

there were these 3 guys: poop, manners, and shut-up!
they went on a road trip together. poop was havin some fun by stickin his head out the window! he fell out! they stopped the truck. manners got out and went to find poop.
so shut-up hung aroung for a bit. a police car stopped by and wanted to know what happened. the policeman asked for his name."what's your name kid?" shut-up" "what's your name kid?" "shut-up" "now son, what is your name & where are your manners?" "umm oh he's back there a-picking up poop!!

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Victoriaa25
posted a quote
July 8, 2009 12:47am UTC

poop.
people
order
our
patties.
poop.
spongebobb. [=

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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brun3tt3xthtsxmee
posted a quote
July 2, 2009 9:18am UTC

Look's like someone's been sippin' on the
hatorade
fade to jaiimeex0xx

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blueXoXeyes127
posted a quote
June 24, 2009 6:21pm UTC

Don't you think it's mean how...
the word lisp
has an "s" in it?

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imyouurs_xoxo
posted a quote
June 22, 2009 5:34pm UTC

There I was, just standing in the park, wondering
why a [frisbee] got bigger the closer it got...
&+ then it hit me*
hehehe... ;D

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xoGAMERCHICKx3
posted a quote
June 26, 2009 9:08pm UTC

please?
please cupid, shoot me with an arrow?
i really miss that old feeling, and i want
it back s o v e r y m u c h .

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paramore426
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 6:01pm UTC

i swear to god. Cupid is either out to get me, or he is a malfunctioning machine.
Cupid (5:44:08 PM): O.K. Lover. Type menu to try a fresh start.
[my screen name] (5:44:26 PM): i dont want to type menu.
Cupid (5:44:28 PM): O.K. then. Well, type menu and get back in the action.
[my screen name] (5:44:31 PM): wtf?
Cupid (5:44:32 PM): Hmm. You seem to be having some trouble with this. You can always type menu if you need more help.
[my screen name] (5:44:36 PM): that's not nice
Cupid (5:44:37 PM): Sweet!
[my screen name] (5:44:42 PM): Go die in a hole.
Cupid (5:44:43 PM): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Flop.
JK! Nice try. Type menu and do something fun.
[my screen name] (5:44:45 PM): I hate you.
Cupid (5:44:46 PM): Such negativity. You are hurting for a date.
i feel offended... grr.

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ahhhhily
posted a quote
July 9, 2009 6:19pm UTC

Rule #1:
the costumer is always right.
Rule #2:
if the costumer is wrong, please refer to rule #1.
-Duncan Howe
"The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants"

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xloveOMDx
posted a quote
March 1, 2009 2:29pm UTC

OMG SO FUNNY u have to read the WHOLE thing.. made me laugh soo hard
A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your son, Jonathan
P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.(Call me when it's safe to come home.)

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