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MoniBird

1. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   October 25, 2014 7:35am UTC
   You know you're getting on when your birthday becomes just another day
   and your family doesnt do anything to Celebrate it.
   
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2. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   October 19, 2014 10:43am UTC
   sometimes i swawr to god that i have absolutely no clue as to how to act with other girls my age i have a group of "friends" at the moment and theres soo much f-in drama and i dont even like these girls so i do t know why im hanging out with them. there was an incident where i had to completely embarress myself and tell this chick she was no longer invited to an event that we had planned. after i had done this they reinvited her anyways and i swear im about to slap a gal so hard her eyes come out her belly button. anyways, daily rant over. so sorry to bother you
   
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3. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2013 10:20am UTC
   GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!
   So i play netball at a really high level, and today our team won playing against a
   team that had 10 players and were swapping players on and off every quarter.
   ....We were playing with 5 players...5
   like i dont know how many of you play netball but THIS is BIG!!
   *best mood ever*
   
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4. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   September 28, 2013 4:09am UTC
   OMG GUYS!!
   I'm going to a party tonight...
   Like an actual party with people and alcamahol and everything!!!
   This is INSANNNEEE!!!!!!!!
   
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5. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2013 11:30pm UTC
   Hey everyone :D
   if you have a few spare seconds today and you want to listen to something
   it would mean alot to me if you could go to my profile and let me know what
   you think of the song that plays?
   xx
   
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6. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2013 12:47am UTC
   Living Is To Difficult?
   death is harder.
   anyone who thinks it will be a sweet bliss
   is sadly mistaken.
   angels stand guard both up and down.
   demons roam the heavens and the hells.
   no matter where you end up,
   there will be something there to destroy you.
   why not live a life, with people
   who care about you, even if you cant see it!
   you need to remember who you are!
   where you are! and the reason you were brought here!
   if you were meant for up there, that's where you'd be now!
   dont go there sooner than you need to
   or your purpose won't be found in either world
   Remember you're here to tell a story,
   And no one likes reading an unfinished book...
   
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7. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   July 24, 2013 10:54am UTC
   Me: hmmm maybe it's time for some new friends. Kinda tired of my old ones.
   Table:...
   Mum:...
   Bed:...
   Sister:...
   Julia Gillard:...
   Tom Cruise:...
   Computer:...
   Harry Potter:...
   Human Race:...
   Me: oh that's right i hate socializing
   
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8. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   May 31, 2013 11:02am UTC
   star shine on the wilted plane
   writing to free the binding pain
   along my wrist, the song shall go
   swiftly, swiftly to and fro.
   1. for the times you never came
   2. for the times you caused me pain
   3. because you will never stay
   4. because I feel ashamed
   5. for feeling so alone
   6. for not being skin and bone
   7. so you wont call my bluff
   8. because I'm not pretty enough
   9. for my stomach being less than tight
   10. for thinking I could win this fight
   
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9. MoniBird
   posted a quote
   May 5, 2013 11:12am UTC
   just a piece of advice from my 10 year old sister :)
   Dont wear your good undies during blood season ;)
   
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10. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:33am UTC
    Photo's are evidence of memories long gone,
    Smiles and laughter roughly put on.
    My face may be covered with sh)t from the stores,
    But its only because i aim to adore
    Every photo you see, every photo i take,
    Is another old memory to add the the fake.
    But keep this in mind as you follow on through,
    In every picture you see theres a reflection of truth!
    
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11. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 10:18am UTC
    Alone with all the peace in the world
    Alone with the mightiest one
    Alone, lying in the soft grass
    Alone with only the sun
    Happy among the sweet fragrance
    Happy among the flowers
    Happy, waiting for the rain to come
    Happy among the hours
    Crying out for peace and love
    crying out of joy
    Crying, lonely in the field
    Crying out to enjoy
    Dancing while clouds slowly move
    Dancing while the sun is bright
    Dancing to feel the grass on my feet
    Dancing while things are just right
    
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12. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 10:31am UTC
    How to be happy with your self (advice from a professional):
    1. Treat people how you wish to be treated
    2. Don't Judge anyone so that you won't be judged, because we are judged with the same amount we judge others.
    3. Love everyone because its impossible to get rid of hate with hate. That's like trying to clean by making more of a mess.
    4. Want the world to change? Start with your self so others will follow the chain reaction.
    5. Don't worry about the future because you have enough to worry about today.
    6. Don't chase things that will disapear when you die. But, instead chase after things that will keep you alive even when you are dead. 7. If you're missing something, look for it. If you can't find it than look some where else.
    8. If you have a question then research, because there is no answer without a question.
    9. If you want something, than persist because whether you will get something or not depends on how far you will go to get it.
    Some good advice huh?
    Wondering who came up with them?
    Connect all the red letters from first senctence to the last.
    Suprised?
    yeah, i was to.
    but now lets look at the letters in green.
    coincidence???
    i think not
    Suprised again?
    If you're not then reblog so everyone can get this advice.
    
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13. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 8:12am UTC
    Oh the thinks you can think, if only you try.
    A bullet flying across the sky
    The tiny bottle, drink me, it says
    The inhuman torture inside your head.
    The lies you tell to sell the tale
    The voices scratching you like nails.
    Pounding headaches that tear you inside
    Oh thinks you can think, if only you’d try.
    
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14. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:29am UTC
    Zoe
    To no beauty is there to compare
    Than that of my beautiful Zoe
    Her smile, her laugh, her eyes are rare
    And away with the winds she blows me
    Her rich red hair silently frames her face
    And her beautiful body compels
    She is almost like a superior race
    Of faery, of magic, of spells
    Her voice is like angels from high above
    And she captures the heart within
    She is my little turtle dove
    Her love never ceases to spin
    I love her with every part of me
    she is my beautiful Zoe Emily
    
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15. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 5:22am UTC
    the rise in my chest as i hear your name
    the way it makes my hearbeat flutter
    the sound of your infuriating british tones
    hearing your adorable stutter.
    the colour of your eyes when they meet mine
    the way they sparkle so brightly in the sun
    the way our bodies match each others
    when the hug has barely begun
    they way your hair frames your face,
    the way you say exactly what you mean
    the way we can talk and talk for hours
    about things that don’t mean a thing.
    the way our arms brush as we walk side by side
    you'll never know how much it means
    we walk side by side everyday,
    basking in the suns bright beams.
    some say your crude, rude mouthed or mean
    but i really just don’t care
    the person inside outshines the beast
    and lets the world know who’s within.
    
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16. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 12:23pm UTC
    hahaha omg best song ever
    Great Day by The Lonely Islands
    ...seriously check it out, i think im in love
    
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17. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 3:33am UTC
    im not even kidding.
    at school this morning, this comes over the loudspeaker.
    "Hi Students welcome to, Thursday......."
    *me and all my friends*
    "Did he just say welcome to Thursday???"
    XD
    oh Mr G we love you.
    
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18. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:50am UTC
    screaming, lonely, crying to the night
    no sun, no hope, no time for the right
    darkness enclosing around my sight,
    i surrender to passion, losing the fight,
    that razor gleaming in the light,
    shadows out the will to fight,
    the embers left from the fires glow,
    leave my emotions raw and untowed.
    
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19. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2013 8:41am UTC
    Just Think;
    all those times you're talking about someone to your best friend. and then you see them and pretent nothing happened.
    They could be doing that to someone else about you, and you will never know what they're thinking.
    so how about we just stop it altogether??
    
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20. MoniBird
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2013 8:20am UTC
    'why do you have short nails??'
    'Because i play netball'
    *and if they're long my wrists would be damaged :( *
    
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