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  1. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 4:05pm UTC
    I'm so hungry! I want cake! No no no think of your butt think of your butt!
    -JennaMarbles

  2. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 4:01pm UTC
    Oh look at that girl's butt... her butt looks so good... why can't my butt look like that?
    Dear Butt,
    If you could do that thing that I'm looking at right now that would be great, thanks.
    Love Jenna!
    -JennaMarbles

  3. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 24, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Even if I say it'll be alright, still I hear you say you want to end your life.

  4. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 24, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    When you wake up and your bra and underwear match, you know it's gonna be a good day.
    -JennaMarbles

  5. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 24, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    Now things are coming clear, and I don't need you here. In this world around me, I'm glad you've disappeared.

  6. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 24, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    Be a little inappropriate ;)

  7. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    I don't give a flying pretzel in skittle rainbow hell what your problem is right now.
    -JennaMarbles

  8. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    Boys are confusing
    Just when you think they like you, they'll go ask out some other girl
    And just when you think they're over you, they'll come back and like you again
    There's no "Guide to Guys" cause every guy is different and they'd each require there own personalized instruction manual
    So basically, you just have to figure him out on your own
    The question is,
    Is he worth it? :)

  9. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 18, 2011 4:35pm UTC
    When you cried I'd wipe away all of your tears
    When you screamed I'd fight away all of your fears
    I held your hand through all of these years
    But you still have all, all of me<3

  10. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    That awkward moment...
    When you're in a t-shirt and your underwear and your dad walks by...

  11. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 9:58pm UTC
    One of my best guy friends says he's going to buy me a pinwheel for my sixteenth birthday. Gotta love guy friends :)

  12. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    That akward moment when your shirt is falling and your mom fixes it in front of your boyfriend.

  13. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your boyfriend is getting yelled at so you sit there and pet his cat that tries to eat your sweatshirt. Oh wait... maybe that only happens to me...

  14. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    Only in math problems will you see people buying 20 watermelons...

  15. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    July 17, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    "You're a fricken piece of poop, I hope you fricken die." Well, I never thought I'd hear Eminem say that.

  16. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    April 21, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Whoever said love hurts, you're wrong.
    Love doesn't hurt, break-ups hurt, being cheated on hurts, being lied to hurts but none of those things are love.
    People confuse them with love all the time, but in reality, love is the only thing that can cure the pain all those other things cause <3

  17. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    April 18, 2011 12:44am UTC
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  18. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
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    April 18, 2011 12:35am UTC
    When you were here
    I felt warm and secure
    Now you're gone
    And I'm not so sure
    You would stand there and hold me tight
    Constantly reminding me it's alright
    You'd smile your perfect smile
    And the love lasted for a little while
    You wouldn't ever have hurt me
    But I didn't see
    That you were meant to be my soulmate
    My angel, my first date
    You should have been my everything
    But I threw it all away
    And there is nothing left to say
    Sorry can't fix this
    I have messed up yet again

  19. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 12:31am UTC
    You stab me in the back
    Go in for another attack
    But I stop you and run away
    To some safe place I can stay
    Trying to get over you
    But it's got me feeling blue
    I can't escape your hold
    This game is getting old
    Just let me go
    You ought to know
    You're right it's too late
    We won't ever have that first date
    It won't last any longer
    The pain is getting stronger
    I want it to disappear
    Now I know that you're not here
    I can hardly speak
    I'm becoming weak
    The crying has left me feeling numb
    How could I fall for you I'm so dumb
    Get me away from this place
    Every time I see your face
    I want to die
    Or endlessly cry
    My soul filled with evil hate
    I'm falling at an alarming rate
    Down down down is where I'll fall
    I can barely hear you call
    Calling my name
    You're the one to blame
    It's your fault this time
    You committed the crime
    You stole my heart
    And won't give it back
    All that's left is black
    The black emptiness in my soul
    Someone come and fix this hole
    This gaping hole in my chest
    Just give it a rest
    Stop causing me more pain
    What do you gain?
    What do you get out of hurting me?
    Why can't you just let me be?
    Everything we had was a lie
    Why should I even try?
    Try to keep going
    Only knowing
    That you will never return
    You'll just let me burn
    When it all was done
    That wasn't good, you hadn't won
    So you came back
    For yet another attack
    And said you loved me
    Little did I know that she
    She also had your heart
    That split us apart
    In the end I left him for you
    That's the stupidest thing I could possibly do
    He was so sweet
    He made me complete
    You were a fake
    How long does it take?
    To make me realize what you've done
    You used to seem nice
    But then I looked twice
    And I saw who you really are
    You made my heart as black as tar
    Just go away
    I don't want you to stay
    Leave me alone
    Haven't you done enough?
    Is it not clear
    That I don't need you here

  20. Mizsquirrelgirl Mizsquirrelgirl
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2011 12:27am UTC
    With all the memories that we had
    We should be glad
    It ended this way
    Instead of the hate
    Which is most people’s fate
    We haven't lost it all
    A friendship may be small
    But it's better than nothing
    Right?

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