Witty Profiles

MissTristee

bubbles12
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 7:42pm UTC
Girls who say "a lot of guys are
after me" should keep in mind
that low prices always attract
many customers ;)

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BEACHYLOVE
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October 25, 2011 7:59pm UTC
Show me you're different.
Do it, I dare you. Show me you're not just like e v e r y o n e e l s e.
Show me I'm worth your time or I'll show you, you're not worth mine.

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jsb702
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October 21, 2011 9:04am UTC
I don't look out windows at night.
because i know if i do there's gonna be a freaking scary face that says
imma kill you mothafuuckaa!
♥

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idance
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October 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC
DEAR SIDEWALK,
Please get wider...
SINCERELY, THIRD FRIEND WALKING BEHIND
FEELING EXCLUDED.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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taylorgangordie412
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September 21, 2011 4:19pm UTC
I smoke weed everyday
& idgaf if you hate it.

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