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MissTomlinson

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Member Since: 8 Apr 2012 10:42am

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2014 10:55pm

Location: My own world.

Gender: F

user id: 290467

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 7:26pm UTC

Would You Rather:
Play Twister with Harry (we all know where that leads to;))
Or 7 Minutes in Heaven with Niall?

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 6:47pm UTC

Louis Tomlinson: If it takes me 15-20 daughters to have one son, I'll do it.
Me: ...
Me: Holy mother of God.
Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE.
mine/followforafollow

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 6:34pm UTC

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Teacher: Okay, I need your email so I can send you the assignment.
Me: ...sexwithlouis69@hotmail.com
Teacher: ....
Me: ;D

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 2:33pm UTC

"They don't know about the things we do. They don't know about the "I love yous." ...They don't know about us!"
Finally, they've written a song about our relationship! ♥

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC

TV: Breaking news: One Direction's Niall Horan has been kidnapped.
Me: Omfg, who would do something like that?!
Niall: Will you please let me go now?

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 6:45pm UTC

Mirror: You're ugly.
Body: You're fat.
People: You're useless.
One Direction: I'm in love with you and all these little things.
And people wonder why I love them.
followforafollow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 5:52pm UTC

Ken: I love you, Barbie...
Barbie: ...
Ken: ...
Barbie: ....
Ken: Don't you love me too??
Barbie: Well... have you seen the One Direction dolls?!

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Liam: Hey girl, I'm waiting on ya, waiting on ya.
Liam: Aw, this is a nice song.
Liam: C'mon and let me sneak you out.
Liam: ...Wait.
Liam: What is this?
Liam: That isn't nice!
Liam: She should be sleeping.
Liam: This is wrong.
Liam: Shouldn't we ask her parents first?
Liam: I don't approve of this!

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Morgan Freeman: I am God.
Simon Cowell: B/tch please. I made One Direction.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 12:54pm UTC

Haylor spelled backwards is "Rolyah..."
As in "Rolyah self away from our boys!"
nmq

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:36am UTC

I think all of Taylor Swift's
ex boyfriends shouldget together
and write a song called
"Maybe It's You."
nmq

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 27, 2012 11:24am UTC

"When I bought Take Me Home,
the cashier told me I looked a lot
like Zayn Malik.
I told her I get that a lot."
-Zayn

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 1:57pm UTC

Happy birthday, Boobear<3
21 years of sass
and a:ss.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
November 20, 2012 5:13pm UTC

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
October 30, 2012 9:38pm UTC

I like my men like I like my tea.
Hot and British.
With a hint of Irish cream.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 3:12pm UTC

follow for a follow
Let's take a moment of silence
for all the lost overies caused by One Direction.
♥

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 5:28pm UTC

Good Guy Liam
Gets 11 nuggets in 10 piece meal.
Gives one back.
follow for a follow.

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Niall Horan:
We were in Harry's house and he pretended to be a whale.
His mother came and told him to stop
making sexual noises.♥

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MissTomlinson
posted a quote
October 13, 2012 2:50pm UTC

Adventurous Adventures of One Direction
Harry: Are you saying I'm not human?
Louis: I don't know. Why don't you ask your four nipples what they think.
Maybe those will give you a clue!
follow for a follow.

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