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  1. MaddiieeJay MaddiieeJay
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2010 2:14am UTC

    heres to the girls
    who cry themselves to sleep, waiting for their prince.
    to the girls who wait for something to happen.
    those who wish upon stars, but know its in vain.
    to those who carry on.

  2. ILuvLollypop ILuvLollypop
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2010 5:49pm UTC
    Annalise
    Is it seriously ur full-time job to make people cry?
    -credit to the girls with friendship troubles

  3. FallForYou44 FallForYou44
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:35pm UTC
    Love.♥
    &+ This doesn't mean anything to you anymore.</3

  4. brrookkex26 brrookkex26
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:15pm UTC
    "KIDNAPPING" IS SUCH A HARSH WORD.
    I PREFER TO SAY "SURPRISE ADOPTION."

  5. rosieisodd rosieisodd
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:34pm UTC
    omegle.
    Stranger: Jane?
    You: Tarzan?
    Stranger: We need to talk.
    You: What about?
    Stranger: I know about the murders, Jane.
    You: You do..?
    Stranger: Why did you kill them?
    You: I'm.. I'm sorry.
    You: it just seemed like the right thing to do at the time.
    Stranger: I have to do something about it. I have to kill you.
    You: it doesn't have to be like this..
    Stranger: I have no choice.
    You: no, please..
    You: just one more chance.
    Stranger: I.. I can't.
    You: you have to..
    You: I love you, Tarzan.
    Stranger: I.. It doesn't matter.
    You: so.. I'm guessing you don't love me.
    You: kill me now.. just do it.
    Stranger: I'm sorry, Jane. *raises knife*
    You: *deep breath* get it over with.
    Stranger: I'm sorry.. *stabs in the heart*
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    that's life.

  6. jess14 jess14
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:31pm UTC
    yesterday,my grandfather 86 and i went to the movies together and one of the guys(who is well known for being a player) from my school saw us and asked me out, my grandfather knew this. so he put his arm around me " to late dude! ya snooze ya lose." and kissed me on the cheek. the look on his face. priceless.
    MLIA

  7. xthatsxlifex xthatsxlifex
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    i'm finally admitting it to myself;
    i'm im love.
    with ❤ him.
    ♥ it's supposed to be the best feeling in the world. ♥
    yet right now it's feeling more like «
    the worst.

  8. Kandiie Kandiie
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:55am UTC
    Think About This
    the person you are going to marry is walking the earth at this very second.
    that thought alone should give you hope to continue each and every day, knowing someone, somewhere is completely in love with you, even if you both don't know it yet.
    - six billion secrets ♥
    six billion secrets

  9. xxlilx9xx xxlilx9xx
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    today i met a mexican named dora. my life is now complete.


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  11. Dandelion_Blower22 Dandelion_Blower22
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    Today my sister asked my mom
    » can i have a carrot.?...her reply..no go eat a cookie like a normal kid! «

  12. iLoserx9 iLoserx9
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:15pm UTC
    Dear Nine,
    I know you want to.
    Sincerely, Six

  13. _elli_ _elli_
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 11:46am UTC
    Life is a giant dancefloor.
    && me and my friends are doing The Chicken Dance.

  14. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:41pm UTC
    Taking Notes In Class
    . . .
    & never looking at them again
    complete the organ if u do this too <3 ...


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  16. EvilAngel EvilAngel
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 11:07am UTC
    If the world ends in 2012,
    ((and it isn't very likely))
    97% of people in the world will cry and scream
    "I don't wanna die!!"
    Fave if you're part of the 3% that will sing,
    "Don't worry about a thing,
    'Cause every little thing is gonna be alright"

  17. rawrritsaleeex rawrritsaleeex
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 4:10pm UTC
    Sometimes,
    --> "Heartbreak" Isn't caused
    by a boyfriend ♥
    but by a friend, that promised he'd always be there for you.
    i guess promises mean nothing anymore.

  18. undefinablemess undefinablemess
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:45pm UTC
    Format credit: _Sandrasaurus
    *Boys dad gets a facebook*
    Boy's new facebook status- WTF.
    Dad then asks:
    "Son, what does WTF mean?"
    "Welcome to Facebook!"

    format credit to _Sandrassaurus

  19. laurennxo15 laurennxo15
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:32pm UTC
    baby theres a shark in the water :)
    ☁ ☀ ☁
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  20. bbylifeiseasy bbylifeiseasy
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    That little peddle thing that makes
    •••• your chair go up and down••••
    format credit to J_money

:)

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