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Mirly

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Member Since: 26 Dec 2011 09:27pm

Last Seen: 17 Aug 2013 10:40pm

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  1. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 10:25am UTC

    So I tried to tell my brother that one joke
    about what do you call a computer that sings
    with the answer being a dell.
    His response was bmo...
    yep...
    MLIA :P

  2. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    Oh so I'm a B!tc# now aren't I?
    Well those are dogs
    dogs bark
    bark is on trees
    trees are a part of nature
    and nature is BEAUTIFUL
    so thank you for the compliment

  3. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 8:34pm UTC
     
    I love Ke$ha! She's so talented and inspiring!
    I know right? I love artists who can make me feel like I can sing better than a dying walrus!
     

  4. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Mark Lee
    Warning: I'm about to burst your doomsday bubble for all you doomsdayers out there-
    There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra four years today would be July 28,2013
    Also the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year... so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.
    Like • Comment • 1 hour ago

  5. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    ≉You don't know whats more scary≉
    your door opened or closed.-wild sweet orange

  6. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 12:14am UTC
    "Hey how did you get that cut on your hand?"My guitar string ninja attacked it while I was tuning itWell you see, this vampire was attracted by my awesomenessand tried to bite me but I attacked it and when it fell to the ground
    it tried to keep some of its pride and sank a tooth in to my hand that later dragged across it.-poker face-

  7. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2012 4:49pm UTC
     
    You have a crappy taste in music.
    You smell like zesty lemon hippo.
     
    ...
    Oh I'm sorry I thought we were just saying random insane stuff ;D.

  8. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    If you're feeling depressed
    Or just need a slight inspiration, check out this site :)
    http://www.marcandangel.com/

  9. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Put your iPod on shuffle, and answer these questions;
    (Alright rarely any of the songs make sense XD.Oh and you should comment if you like any of the bands below o w o)
    My friends see me as: Lotus by Cage the Elephant
    My day will be like: Force A Smile by Sleeper Agent
    I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis
    Next time I’m in front of a crowd, I’ll say: Pieces by Icon for Hire
    My message to the world has always been: Love is a Drug by New Politics
    Somewhere in my wedding vows:Cheap Shots by The Classic Crime
    My best friend is like: Satin in a Coffin by Modest Mouse
    My alter-ego is:Boy With A Coin by Iron and Wine
    Right now, I feel: Japanese Buffalo by Cage the Elephant (lulwat?)
    My innermost desire is: Weekend Wars by MGMT
    What makes me happy is: Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
    My birth was like: Pensacola by Manchester Orchestra
    My theme song: Wallpaper by Perfect Confusion
    My deepest secret is: @!#?@! by Motion City Soundtrack
    If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Make a Move by Icon for Hire
    My favorite thing to do is: Dynamite by Taio Cruz
    The story of my life is: Alice and Interiors by Manchester Orchestra
    At my funeral they’ll play: It's About Time by Barcelona (lol geez :P)
    When I’m drunk I say: Shuga Cane by Sleeper Agent
    Behind my back, my friends think I’m: Tilt by Wild Sweet Orange
    If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Stare Into the Sun by Graffiti6
    When I’m in the shower, I sing: Some White Blinds by Sleeper Agent
    My love of life was inspired by the song: Pieces of What by MGMT
    Middle school was like: The Middle by Jimmy Eat World
    My family is described by the song: Proper Taste by Sleeper Agent
    How will you die?: Only a Memory by Icon for Hire
    To cheer myself up I: Little Talks by Of Monsters And Men

  10. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 2:00am UTC
    -Mom checking my grades online-
    Me: Alright lets think... excuses excuses..."Oh yeah that teacher didn't put my one test in yet it should be fine soon
    o w o;;;”

  11. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:09pm UTC
    Britain: excuse me
    Mexico: perdon
    Italy: permesso
    France: pardon
    Canada: sorry
    USA: Get the f**k out of my way d**che d*ck

  12. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 10:09pm UTC
    ~Old show survey time ;D~
    ♥for Neds Declassified
    Comment for Drake and Josh

  13. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    What I think when needing to use the bathroom at school:
    Gotta pee. Gotta pee. Gotta pee. Gotta pee.
    What other girls in my school think:
    Oh hey look the bathroom! What a perfect time to take pictures in this place that smells like cow manure and pose in the fakest pose ever with an even faker smile in these dirty, dirty mirrors!

  14. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    TV: Blah's paper towels clean 3x more than the other leading brands!
    Me: lol. what's the leading brand? tree bark?

  15. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    Omigosh guys....
    wouldn't it be awesome if all us witty girls that have ps3s and cod in our
    homes just got together and played the hugest noobish game ever? >:D

  16. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    .siht daer nac uoy fi snoitalutargnoC
    !sdrawkcab daer nac uoy snaem tahT
    ...lliks sselesu yletelpmoc a s'taht dab ooT

  17. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    i officially love this font.
    yep. it's pretty awesome
    o w o

  18. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    Isn't it sad how Adventure Time
    is a much better love story than Twilight?
    I mean... omiiigoshh guys. Did you see Incendium?

  19. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    Am I honestly the only one
    who hates it when somebody that's only
    a couple years older than you calls you things like
    honey, sweety, or love?

  20. Mirly Mirly
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 3:29pm UTC
    Summerbeaches. lakes. shorts. tank tops.tee shirts. sandles. water melons.vacation. friends. water balloons.swimming. popsicles. freedom.flip flops. barbeques. all nighters.sleeping in. blasting music. warmth.riding bikes through strangers sprinklers.
    fireflies. free schedules. smell of fresh
    cut grass. no raking or shoveling. tans.
    running barefoot. open windows. A/Cs.
    light blankets. ponytails. lemonade.

:)

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