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JustSaying
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November 22, 2012 11:51pm UTC

I NEVER RUN WITH SCISSORS
Those last two words were unnecessary

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MudkipzBro
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October 13, 2012 2:49pm UTC

I love telling dirty jokes and I love smoking crystal meth. But darling, I love you.

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chirpderp
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October 13, 2012 5:38pm UTC

"Wrists are for bracelets, not for cutting."
-Kellin Quinn

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chirpderp
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October 13, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Dear girls, If a boy pauses his video game just to text you..
Marry him.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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TopOfTheWorld
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September 20, 2012 6:46pm UTC

She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She's cheer captain and
I AM THE DARK LORD SATAN.

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JustSaying
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September 19, 2012 8:51pm UTC

Dear Food,
Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.
Sincerely,
Me

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TopOfTheWorld
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September 16, 2012 5:56pm UTC

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AcidCreep
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September 3, 2012 11:27am UTC

DEFEND
POP PUNK

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travesty
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August 27, 2012 2:41pm UTC

plasticbieber needs to get a f*cking life omg
i don't even like one direction but shes so annoying like she irritates me :-(

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JustSaying
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August 29, 2012 6:20pm UTC

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You killed what
was left of the
Good-in me
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JustSaying
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September 1, 2012 3:52pm UTC

'
I'll Have you know,
I cured cancer, by liking a status on facebook.

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JustSaying
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August 27, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Died
From not forwarding that text to 10 people

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JustSaying
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August 27, 2012 12:12pm UTC

Your Options
1.Love me
2.Leave me alone

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AcidCreep
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August 24, 2012 8:24pm UTC

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JustSaying
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August 23, 2012 12:09pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
Messages
Mom
Edit
Son, alittl birdie told me you have been doing drugs
Seems to me that the only person doing drugs is you, because you apperntly have been talking to birds. .
Bravosierra credit
nmq

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AcidCreep
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August 23, 2012 6:14pm UTC

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JustSaying
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August 13, 2012 12:19pm UTC

When all my friends are in a relationship except me
Friend #1: Yesterday, me and my boyfriend talked for 7 hours on the phone.
Friend #2: My boyfriend paused a veido game, just to talk to me.
Friend #3: My boyfriend and I had our first kiss last night. It was magical.
Me: I like food.
nmf/nmq

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JustSaying
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August 13, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I'm not say I "hate" you,
but I catch myself fantasizing about you being attacked by honey badgers, barefoot in a desert of lego blocks,
near a Bieber concert.
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